***I was just thinking recently how Damian’s life is basically a 24-7 vacation.  Eat, sleep, play, walk at the park, nap, and then back to eating.  Sounds like the life to me.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Vacations.”  Have a great weekend!***

Summer is a good time for many people to take vacations.  Moise asked me not to do something before he went on his vacation.  When you tell me not to do something Moise I normally do it and when you do tell me to do something I don’t do it.  He says “I know your mind works like that” (spiteful?).  I told Junior one day I was trying to be responsible.  He said for once.  Moise said I have bad news for you.  It’s Monday Moise why can’t you give me the bad news on Friday or something (or when you’re gone for vacation already)?  I’m in a file Moise is trying to access.  He says close it.  The file or my mouth?  Both, he says.  I’m trying to use a marker Moise has on his desk.  It seems dry.  I test it by writing all over an important paper he had on his desk.  Oops hope he doesn’t see that when he comes in…at least the ink works now.  Junior says this person likes him “too.” But Junior nobody else likes you so how can you say “too”?  Junior was coughing on our onion rings and then saying you can take them first.  You just coughed on them, how is that nice (good thing I wasn’t going on vacation or I’d be sick from those coughed onion rings)?  Before they went on vacation, I saw Joshua and Abby.  Abby and I were making funny faces at each other.  Well, the difference was Abby was purposely making funny faces at me, and I think she thinks my face is just funny as it is.  She asked me where the seatbelt for the doggie is in my car.  And where is my bike?  And where is my mommy?  Abby grills me with questions before she goes on her vacation.  Junior was going to lunch (or so he thought) but Moise stopped him and said he had to ask Junior something.  Junior looked up in the air.  I said don’t worry Junior, Moise will be on vacation next week.  Junior said he will not miss this.  As Moise went to leave work the last day before his vacation it was pouring rain outside of Savin.  He ran as fast as he could to his car.  I guess he was trying to prove he can run faster than me (He can’t).  I let him go and took my time walking in the rain.  Maybe I’m just not as afraid of the rain as he is.  Moise went on his vacation last week and text me on Friday around noon saying, “I just read your crazy Friday Email.” So, I picture Moise lying by a pool with Joshua and Abby running around screaming their lungs out and Moise on his phone reading the Friday Email.  I mean that sounds like the life to me.  Junior didn’t agree though when I told him.  He said Moise needs to get a life.  I asked Moise how his vacation was going, and he said Joshua and Abby are having fun…somehow, I think that is the way of saying that they’re driving him crazy while having their fun on vacation.  I asked Junior how much he missed Moise when he’s on vacation on a Scale of 1-10.  I told Junior to me it’s a 15.  Junior said to him it’s a negative 100.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet there is no vacation from doing it.  You have to do it every Friday.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember you probably miss Moise when’s he on vacation somewhere on the scale of 1-10 between the very wide range of negative 100 (Junior’s rating) to 15 (my rating).
Have a great weekend!

Anthony