Author Archives: broodjets

***Last Week Moise said he had to be somewhere (not to a haunted house) at a specific time, so he said wish him luck.  Instead of wishing him luck I simply stated, “You won’t make it.”  Maybe I should be … Continue reading →

***Moise texted me he needed help with something.  The 3 choices AI gave me to reply with are “Sure no problem,” “Okay, I will” and “Good luck with that.” Which of the 3 do you bet I would reply to … Continue reading →

***I received something in the mail at Savin addressed to me.  It was a kids toys magazine.  Either they think I have kids or that I am a kid (probably the latter as is Junior’s description of me).  Today’s Friday … Continue reading →

***I was speeding trying to beat a light that was about to turn red and a cop coming towards me from the opposite direction was doing the same.  I stopped when I noticed it was a cop at the light, … Continue reading →

***I went bowling last week and I noticed one specific bowling ball I used I was getting a few strikes/spares (it was useful).  But the other bowling ball I was terrible bowling with (it was useless).  Abby could have beaten … Continue reading →

***Moise was barbecuing at his home but burned himself.  Fortunately, he was okay, but it looked like he had a virus on his arm from the burn.  His cousin heroically saved the day and finished the BBQ (yet Moise still … Continue reading →

***Most calendars present Sunday as the 1st day of the week.  Moise said it himself, and the calendar agrees with him.  Then why is Saturday and Sunday called the week”end” Moise?  He said no the weekend is Friday and Saturday.  … Continue reading →

***I told Moise you still didn’t do this at work.  He said I only have 2 hands.  My solution was maybe you should grow a 3rd hand (he was not happy with that comment) but then instead of your hands … Continue reading →

***If you ever play a game with a pair of dice and roll two ones it’s referred to as “Snake Eyes.”  The much tamer figurative meaning of it but in today’s Friday Email we find a real snake (no not … Continue reading →

***Moise said something good about me and Junior interrupted him and said don’t make Anthony sound like a good person (we would not want that misconception to spread around).  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Misconceptions.” Have a great weekend!*** … Continue reading →