***Moise said something good about me and Junior interrupted him and said don’t make Anthony sound like a good person (we would not want that misconception to spread around).  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Misconceptions.” Have a great weekend!***

There are a lot of misconceptions like everyone believes everything they see posted on social media as fact (social media is not nearly as factual as the Friday Email is).  This driver was about to turn on my road. We both had stop signs.  I stopped (well sort of half stopped) and she did the same.  She pulled her car up next to me looked at me in this way that if looks could kill, I’d have been dead on the spot.  I guess she had the misconception that she stopped but she didn’t just like I didn’t.  I stared back at her and said some words to her that are not “Friday Email Appropriate.” I made sure there was no misconception about what I said to her (maybe Junior was right in the heading of not wanting to make me sound like a good person).  Moise was saying if he calls this person now, they will get mad.  Why hesitate Moise?  If it was Junior, you’d call so quickly and take enjoyment out of it. There is no misconception that Moise takes more enjoyment out of making Junior mad than anyone else.  Moise tells Junior something he did.  It wasn’t the greatest thing to do.  Junior says that’s not surprising.  There is no misconception of Junior’s (low) expectations of Moise or myself.  Moise and I were moving boxes at Savin.  Four boxes.  I took one of the four.  He says three for me.  I groaned and said give me a second box then.  I do not want there to be a misconception that I’m making you do all the heavy lifting (even though that was my original plan).  I see the first box looks like the lightest of the three remaining; he skips over it, grabs the heaviest box, and dumps it on me (I guess that’s retaliation for me originally wanting him to take 3 of the boxes).  We bring the boxes to the back.  Moise locks us out of the back of the building, and we have to walk all the way around the building to get back in.  If you saw us, there may have been a misconception that we were just taking a walk on a nice Wednesday morning when we just locked ourselves out of the building.  Moise said he had some work to do, but I could come over and babysit the kids.  Sure.  I’ll babysit them while you’re busy or maybe more accurately, they’ll babysit me.  Abby showed me her muscles and lifted a carriage.  Maybe you should have come to work and helped lift some boxes with us instead.  Joshua took my nose off my face. There is no misconception; you do not want this nose.  Moise comes in and sees me tired a little and says I thought you wanted to babysit.  I did Moise until either they fought, cried or I got tired (the latter happened first in this case).  Abby wanted to play “Monsters” which we play often.  I got to be the monster (lucky me). She offered me (the monster) a pancake (I thought as a form of bribery not to go after her).  I told her monsters don’t eat pancakes (that’s a misconception) and they eat little kids.  That didn’t even scare her a little; she simply asked why pancakes aren’t good for monsters?  I do not know too many carbs?   Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, there are no misconceptions that you should be doing it on Fridays.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you thought the misconception of monsters eating kids would scare them then you haven’t met Abby yet. 

Have a great weekend!

Anthony