***After having fun with Joshua and Abby for a few hours, I feel the need to go home and recharge my battery (They make me tired). Today’s Friday Email is all about “Recharge Your Battery.” Have a great weekend!
Life can make you tired sometimes. And you need to take a break to recharge your battery. I can’t remember the last time I changed my car battery yet somehow when I had my mechanic test it recently, he said the battery was still properly charged. Moise asked me how to say I am sorry. Uh I…am…sorry? Or you could do it the way I do it sometimes which is not say you’re sorry and simply hope the person forgets what you did to make them mad eventually after they recharge their battery. Junior told me that he read the 3rd biggest day of the year is Mother’s Day (this Sunday) next to Christmas and Thanksgiving. I was surprised by that and said I thought it was Halloween. He looked at me in disbelief and said Halloween!? I’d probably put it ahead of Thanksgiving and Christmas Junior. Moise was saying gas prices are high lately. I said eh, it’s ok. He says you want to fill up my tank for me. Recharge your tank, not your battery? I got quiet suddenly. Moise told me his dad wanted to pay someone to mow his lawn. Moise said it’s a ripoff how much they want to charge. He said he would do it for his dad himself. Nice. He said he can do it for half that price that other person wanted to charge. I should try that line on my mom (her response would have to be censored in the Friday Email). Junior was reading an article. He said some people exaggerate. Then he looks at me in an accusatory way. What Junior is that like after you exaggerate you need time to recharge your battery (for next week’s Friday Email) and “overexaggerate?” Junior was afraid to see Damian, who he thought would bite him. Recharge your battery and memory Junior that Rollins was the one you should fear, not Damian. Junior was saying how he thought I went to Moise’s house the other week to wash my own car. No Junior what kind of service is that? Would you pull up to a car wash and get out of the car and start cleaning it yourself? Joshua showed me his broken bike, so I said ok well you want a new bike. Maybe he just needs his bike battery to be charged. He said he wants a Lamborghini bike (that sounds cool). Joshua dropped the concept of that and said he just wanted a Lamborghini car and of course Abby had to ask for one too (well Moise get on that immediately). I asked Junior did you mow your lawn yesterday? He says oh man I always have a story about stuff. I told him “we” (aka this will be in the Friday Email) are all ears Junior. He said I got a battery lawnmower but the battery lasts 30 minutes then I sit there an hour while it charges. 3 hours later I didn’t even get half the lawn cut. I think Junior’s grass grows faster than his battery charges. Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember to recharge your timesheet every Friday with the hours for the week. Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if it takes you a full day to mow your lawn because you have to stop every 10 minutes due to an inefficient battery then you must have got the same lawnmower as Junior.
Have a great weekend!
Anthony