***Your job this long holiday weekend is to enjoy it but before you do your job is to do your timesheet (the other stuff you’re being asked to do by your supervisor is secondary to your timesheet).  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Jobs.” Have a great weekend!***

We all have jobs like we work for Savin.  But in life we all have multiple jobs like maybe being a parent.  Or your job could be to criticize your sports team on sports talk radio (since you can’t play yourself, you may as well criticize the professionals making all the money).  Moise was calling Junior to ask him something but didn’t realize Junior had already answered his question in a text.  It’s your job to check your texts before calling him Moise. I gave Moise the “remains” of my bag of trail mix.  He asked if I only gave it to him because I’m buying a new one.  No, I took out all the M&Ms so I’m done with the bag.  You can eat the rest.  He says you are a kid.  It’s part of my job.  Moise wanted a new bag. I told him I will send you the GPS directions to the store Moise (that’s GPS’s job after all).  I reminded Junior of something we had to do, but he said don’t think you reminded me I was already doing it.  It’s my job to remind you Junior in an annoying way whether you remembered or forgot to do something.  Junior was saying how he got a great salad at this lunch place and wants everyone to get it, especially Moise because he needs to eat some salad.  Is it Junior’s job to critique Moise’s eating habits?  Moise says it’s 3:42 (because we needed to finish stuff before the day ended) and I said congratulations you know how to tell time.  It’s my job to make an unsolicited remark to stuff, Moise says.  Moise gave me something.  I said you trust me with this. He says if I don’t trust you by now…and I cut him off before he could continue with well, I don’t trust myself to be honest Moise.  Joshua and Abby had a contest to see who could give me a high 5 slap of the hand harder.  It was a tie and painful after the first few high fives.  Junior was asking something of Moise.  But kind of lecturing simultaneously while asking him.  Moise says skip the lecture.  That’s his job, Moise.  Moise asked me how to word this email.  I say basically just say you’ll be out on these dates, and that’s it.  He says no that’s too fast.  Ok let me say it slower Moise.  I…will…be…out. He says stop that come on, it’s taking too long now for you to say it.  It’s my job to give you a difficult time.  Junior was telling me about this deal he got.  He will do a lot of work and put time into finding a good deal (now whether it will work after that person does the job for cheap that’s another story for another Friday Email).  Moise asked Abby how many daughters he has.  Joshua said 5.  Perish the thought.  The job of being a parent is difficult enough.  Abby asked me to get dirt off her finger. I mean that’s what I’m here for.  It’s my job. Abby wanted me to play hide and go seek with her, so I covered my eyes (while peeking of course) and told her to hide.  She told me I’m cheating.  I thought the job of the seeker was to find the hider Abby not play by the rules.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember it’s my job to remind you every Friday.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you play hide and seek with Abby and try peeking, she will call you out on the spot for doing so.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony