***In case you didn’t know (by my several reminders this week) today we upgrade from Vision to Vantage (link, info etc. will be sent later today in a separate email).  Today’s Friday Email is appropriately titled “Advantages.”  Have a great weekend!***

In life, we always look for an advantage.  In baseball if a hitter can steal a sign from a pitcher, he has an advantage to know what pitch is coming next.  Speaking of baseball, I found this baseball video game I grew up playing.  And it’s playable on a current video game system so I downloaded it and it amazed me how I remembered the lineup of all the players (this is a made-up game so real baseball players were not used) yet I can’t remember what I ate for lunch yesterday (the advantage of prioritizing video games as a kid).  I was showing Moise and Junior something.  Junior says looks good.  Moise says I have a question.  I said I knew this was going too smoothly.  Junior says I know.  Moise says I have no further questions.  The advantage of this department being like a courtroom.  I couldn’t see my computer screens.  Why?  The plug wasn’t in.  Moise was talking and telling me and Junior to listen.  He says we do not give him enough credit.  We underestimate him.  I said Nah, I think Junior gives you no credit.  He said that is underestimating.  No, that’s worse underestimating would be giving you only partial credit Moise.  Junior said he went to a World Cup soccer game, and it was $600 for a parking space (if you think Junior paid $600 for a parking space, you don’t know him very well by now).  Junior took an Uber (cost: much less than $600).  Junior said the players looked small (the disadvantage to buying the cheapest tickets possible).  Moise says Junior knows nothing about soccer, let me go over and educate him.  This should be good let me go and watch this (and report on it in the Friday Email). Moise gives Junior his breakdown of the World Cup, and Junior says Moise is one of those people who is fooling himself.  Well, at least he is fooling someone Junior.  I guess Junior didn’t like his “expert” analysis.  Moise was asking what # I saw in this report.  I said 212760.  He says 21 dollars?  How can it be $21.2760?  It was $2,127.60.  The advantages of having common sense when it comes to math.  It’s 100 degrees out.  Joshua and Abby have a fun little pool to play in.  Abby splashed me and Moise.  We both got annoyed and then realized it’s 100 degrees splash all the water you want too on us.  The kids saw a bee in the pool and wanted to empty the entire pool of water to get the bee out and then refill the entire pool again (there goes Moise’s water bill).  Moise wanted to get Abby and Joshua to leave the pool.  I told them I have to go home now anyway.  Abby says 5 more minutes.  I said okay, I’ll stay 5 more minutes and then you guys can get out of the pool and I’ll go home.  Abby says 5 more minutes for you to stay but 100 more minutes for her to stay in the pool.  I guess Abby loves the pool more than she loves me.  It was 100 degrees.  The advantages of being in a nice cool pool can’t be beaten.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember it’s to your advantage to use the vantage link below.  Please do your timesheet on time today (when I give you the okay for Vantage) and remember if you need a way to cool off just visit Joshua and Abby’s pool this summer.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony