Moise said he taught me about the stock market.  If you prefer to believe that total lie Moise you can, however, I believe the only “Apple” you know is the red one that the doctors tell you to eat.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Preferences.” Have a great weekend!***

We all have different preferences in life.  Some people prefer coffee and others prefer tea (even if I have the worst cold, I’d never drink tea).  I ran into someone with her dogs.  They were friendly with Damian but not with me.  I guess those dogs prefer dogs over people (can’t say I blame them).  I knew Moise didn’t start something, so I asked him purposely how much did you do of this work yet?  He made a hand circling motion saying “0”.  I guess he prefers to use hand signals.  I thought he was making a circular motion with his finger at his head saying I’m crazy.  Junior was saying there’s a 75% chance that Moise would miss his flight.  Moise didn’t respond.  I think he prefers to stay silent when he admits guilt.  Moise typed he is not sorry for something but meant to type he was sorry.  Well, Moise maybe you weren’t sorry and that’s why your fingers preferred to type that instead.  I called Moise “Junior” and then realized that was a bit insulting.  Abby called Moise at work.  Abby wanted to know how it was going.  Moise says good working so I can buy you stuff.  I’m thinking Abby will say oh like a box of cookies great.  But instead, Abby says a new dress?  I guess Abby prefers a dress over something less expensive, like a box of cookies.  You had better get the shoes and bag to go with that dress Moise.  I called Moise but of course wound up talking to Abby.  After a 5-minute conversation, Moise says, are you done talking to Abby?  I prefer to talk to Abby, but the real question Moise is whether Abby is done with me.  Moise was calling a Savin employee.  They wouldn’t answer.  Maybe their preference is talking to me, and they knew you were calling?  Joshua and I were watching Garfield.  Abby said Garfield eats pasta with sausage, potatoes, and ketchup.  Garfield’s preference for food is a strange mixture, Abby.  Moise said Junior you have no patience.  With you Moise he has no patience he prefers someone who doesn’t drive him crazy.  Abby had her hair up, and it looked good.  I said do mine like that but then I realized I don’t have quite enough hair for that hairstyle.  Joshua showed me his and Abby’s new beds.  Abby said they are big kids now having their new beds.  She asked me if I’m a big kid.  Abby…I think everyone knows the answer to that question.  Yes, I’m a big kid.  If you prefer, you can ask Junior to confirm this.  Moise was on the phone, and I tell him ok I have to go.  I go about my business with my phone and then realize 5 minutes later I never hung up.  I said you’re still there.  He said yes, I want to see if you say anything bad about me.  Oh well, I prefer to say the bad stuff to your face.  Abby dressed up as a doctor at the library and was giving me a checkup.  She gave me her business card.  I was trying to read a book in the library, and she told me that was mean.  Since when did the library become about playing with toys instead of reading?  I must be getting old.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember you can do your timesheet in the library if you want on a computer while you’re doing work, but Abby may consider that mean too.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you visit your local library make sure you play with the toys and don’t get distracted by the books.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony