***Sometimes I think I annoy Junior 24-7 but then I realize I do need time to sleep (although that probably annoys him about me too). Today’s Friday Email is all about 24-7. Have a great weekend!***

We like the convenience of someone being available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  Last weekend I was typing on my computer (actually it was probably the Friday Email) and Damian started barking at me.  I said just a minute Damie.  But he didn’t want to wait.  He grabbed the sunglasses I had on my desk and ran away with them.  I chased after him (can’t have him breaking those “expensive” $20 sunglasses).  Damian demands attention 24-7 and if it’s not given it, he will take it.  Moise asks me a simple question.  Instead of answering his simple question, I ask him 3 questions about his simple question.  Moise said, “Why do you complicate my life (24-7)?”  Um because it’s more fun than simplifying it?  Moise was off one day recently and called me after work.  He asked me how Junior was today.  I said he was in a good mood.  Really?  Moise was surprised.  Why Moise?  You weren’t there and when you are your goal is to bother him 24-7 so what do you expect?  Junior was talking about 24-7 fitness gyms.  I get some people have weird schedules but what kind of people are you going to meet in a gym at 3AM?  Well I know Junior isn’t there at 3AM. Moise asked me a question.  I said ask Junior that question not me.  He says Junior will go crazy.  That’s why I want you to ask him Moise (24-7 my first thought is will Junior get mad at it than yes let’s do it).  Junior was saying how it’s important to enjoy your life.  Very true.  24-7.  So I had to stop his speech and ask him.  Aren’t you enjoying it with me and Moise?  One word answer “No.”  He just doesn’t want to admit he is.  Moise said his dad was not happy about something.  I asked did he give you a speech?  What do you think, Moise said?  I’ve heard them before firsthand.  His dad can 24-7 give speeches (award winning ones too).  Moise said he was going to bring his broken phone (thanks to little Abby) to get fixed. I told him Moise nobody going to fix that trash (not even a 24-7 phone fixing store).  He said well I got a new one but the old one I like better.  You mean broken, cracked, and dirty?  Junior told me that I wouldn’t do something for him but for Moise I would.  How do you know Junior?  He says since he introduced me to Moise I should be indebted to him (24-7).  It’s like someone playing matchmaker and then the 2 people fall in love (24-7…at least at the start).  I told Moise that I’m going to the car wash.  There is something really stuck to my windshield that won’t come off and I’ve been using lots of the windshield washer fluid he gave me to get it off but it still won’t come off.  He says no don’t be using that!  Get to the car wash!  Afraid I may ask you to replenish it for me soon?  Is it a requirement to tip car wash people?  Junior says I do because I’m not cheap.  They didn’t even get the spot out that I wanted.  Do I have to tip everyone 24-7 if they don’t do a good job?  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember it may seem like I’m asking you to do your timesheet 24-7 but it’s really only once a week.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you go to a car wash and they don’t clean the car correctly you are not obligated to tip them (no matter what Junior says)

Have a great weekend!
Anthony