***It’s Friday and the weekend is coming so that is Double The Fun.  Today’s Friday Email is all about not just having fun but “Double The Fun.” Have a great weekend!***

If you’re a sports fan September is a great month because you have baseball and football (Double the Fun).  Moise made a mistake, and I asked him did you have 1 eye or 2 eyes (double) open when you made it?  He said 1 and to “move on!” Moise has 3 ways he says no.  No.  That is a simple indifferent no.  Then he has No No (Double the Fun).  That is when he is like no I really don’t mean it like that.  And then my personal favorite No which is No No No which means he’s really annoyed (I guess that would triple the fun).  Moise asked me why people call regular mail snail mail.  Because snails are slow Moise.  He said, really?  Have you ever seen a fast snail before Moise?  I called to order lunch.  Slice of pizza.  Be ready in 1 minute they say.  I told the guy I drive fast but I can’t get there that fast.  Driving fast and having pizza is double the fun to me though.  Moise gave me a check with a backup paper clipped together.  I threw the paper clips out.  He got mad.  What?  He said, Why do you think I put them there!  They were small paper clips (not double the fun size the big paper clips) so I don’t have any use for them.  Junior was eating a bag of $1.50 chips (which he emphasized several times as if it was $100).  He stopped mid-chip bite.  He froze in place.  He said oh no.  What Junior?  He can’t even talk he’s so in shock.  What is today’s date he asks me?  August 28th.  He points to the date on the chips without speaking…I’m thinking wow this is going to say like January 10th or something.  It says…August 26th.  Junior it’s only 2 days old.  I don’t want to lose $1.50 he said so let me keep eating them.  I think if it said January 10th you’d still eat them to save that $1.50.  Someone said Hi to Damian at the park.  He played with them.  They tried to say bye then, but he kept trying to play with them (he was having double the fun).  I told them he knows hi not bye.  Junior was on his way in and text me save me a bagel.  He says egg or plain.  Pick 1.  If I get one, you’re going to complain I should have got the other.  Just give me one option.  He comes in.  I got your plain bagel Junior.  All proud of myself.  His response was, If I didn’t text, then you wouldn’t have gotten me one.  Don’t act like you did something good.  Maybe I should have gotten the egg bagel instead.  Moise texted me something he did.  My response was “I…don’t…care.”  He says that sounds like a song.  Maybe a fun song if Junior isn’t singing it to us.  Moise called me on my day off and said you know I can’t go for a day without talking to you (how come you never say that to Junior?). Junior was listening to old messages on his phone at work from November (in August).  It’s double the fun to try to remember what that message could be about 9 months later, Junior.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember it’s double the fun to do your timesheet on time because then you feel accomplished, and you don’t have to talk to me (which nobody wants to do anyway…except Junior of course).  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you called Junior in November and left him a message (and he didn’t get back to you yet) he’s not going to now because that message has been officially deleted.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony