***Sometimes Damian is too smart for his own good and I wonder if his IQ is higher than mine.  Maybe I’ll have him type the Friday Email with his paws from on now (it will probably wind up better).  Today’s Friday Email is all about IQ.  Have a great weekend!***

In school you take all these tests to measure your IQ.  And really what does it get you when you get older?  I remember I got a higher score on the PSAT than my SAT.  Did that mean my IQ dropped in school?  Maybe it has as an adult, but I doubt it as a kid.  I wonder how high a bug’s IQ is.  Some of them seem smart (like they can tell when you’re coming for them).  And other bugs seem like they are clueless (run for your life someone has a bug spray approaching you don’t just sit there).  Junior was toasting something for breakfast that smelled so good.  That smells more like lunch Junior.  He said yesterday’s lunch was left over for today’s breakfast.  Brilliant only a person with a high IQ would have that delicious of a breakfast.  Moise was looking at my excel spreadsheet.  I set up these math calculations and told him my math IQ is higher than most people’s.  Moise agreed.  Junior just shook his head.  But my IQ in everything else is lower than most people’s so I have to give myself credit where I deserve it.  Junior starts whistling in the office.  It’s kind of catchy.  I think people who have high IQ can whistle well.  Singing on the other hand…that’s a different story so stick to whistling Junior.  Junior asked me how my weekend was.  My first thought was did I see Moise?  Then I said Well it’s like my life revolves around him.  Junior criticized it.  Why?  I like to hang around with people who have a high IQ.  Junior asks a question and Moise is thinking of his answer.  Junior says Moise always has something crazy to say.  High IQ = High Crazy Responses.  Moise had a poem for me he started reciting.  Roses are blue.  Trees are red.  Umm I think with that poem IQ I don’t want to hear the rest of the poem Moise.  Joshua and Abby both have high IQs for technology the way I see them use my phone and the internet.  Moise hangs up from talking to Junior on the phone (or so he thought) and then says bad stuff about Junior and suddenly I hear Junior on the phone still.  Make sure you hang up on someone before talking bad about them (that’s called having high phone IQ) but Moise said he tells Junior the same stuff to his face anyway.  True.  Junior ordering lunch.  I’m picking up.  Please get it right.  I want ranch dressing not blue cheese, he emphasizes.  I said that you know blue cheese is mold right Junior.  He said exactly his point.  Why do people eat mold?  I doubt mold helps increase your IQ.  I asked Junior something and he said you just have to use common sense.  I looked at him and said Junior this is me we’re talking about what common sense? I asked Junior if he wanted onion rings.  He said no I want my doctor to give me a positive remark about the shape I’m in.  Moise said if you want that Junior don’t bother going to the doctor anymore.   Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember you want to have a high timesheet IQ.  Just be careful when doing it and I’m sure your timesheet IQ will be higher than my common sense IQ (hopefully much higher).  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you want your doctor to give you a positive review just stay away from those onion rings like Junior is.

Have a great weekend!        

Anthony