***Sometimes we realize certain things we never realized before and other times we realize things we always have and never change our minds on it (like Junior always having been a fan of the Friday Email since Day 1).  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Realization.” Have a great weekend!***

Sometimes we’re oblivious but we all need to realize certain things.  I saw someone driving put their hand up at me as I zoomed by them (at first, I thought they were waving to say hi to me until I saw them cursing at me).  Moise walked in and said hey to me and I didn’t answer.  I’m sitting here intensely focusing on work (at least that’s my story).  He said what’s wrong you’re not a quiet type of guy.  I realized I ignored Moise.  I said wow, the Knicks are amazing.  Moise said why?  Are they going to the playoffs?  Uh Moise they’re in the NBA Finals (and now champions).  I thought you follow basketball.  He said he used to.  I just realized he didn’t follow it much now.  He googles it.  Wow, they’re doing good!  I told you already.  I told Junior something and he asked are you telling this to irritate me.  I said no I’m not, but then I realized I do enjoy irritating him so maybe that was at least part of the reason.  I realized my car needed a car wash so I told Moise I’ll be there next Saturday and ask Joshua if he could help like last time.  He said you don’t need a carwash you need a new car.  He bangs on my car to see how plastic it is.  But newer cars are even more plastic.  Junior handed me his credit card to pick him up a slice of pizza.  Upon the realization that I had legal possession of Junior’s credit card, I asked Moise if he wanted anything for lunch.  When I got back with Junior’s lunch, I asked him for a tip.  I realized that Junior was not going to be a generous tipper with me from the look on his face.  Abby asked if I go to school for big kids or little kids.  I told her I graduated to big kids’ school but then I realized that Junior always tells me I’m just like a little kid so maybe I should go back.  Moise was telling me something he did.  I was just talking about it.  Moise then realized I’m judging him.  He says I didn’t ask you to judge me.  But that’s part of the fun Moise.  I realized I was frustrating Moise and he said I’m going to shake you.  I believe shaking someone is against the HR rulebook at work, so you must do that on the weekends.  I told Moise that Abby should be a teacher when she grows up.  Moise said no she wants to be a police officer.  He told me Joshua wants to be a fire fighter just to ride in the truck with the siren going off (but when people realize there isn’t a fire and Joshua is just playing with the alarm, won’t they get mad?).  It’s like those cops who put their siren on and speed by you as if they have an emergency and then you, they pull up to Dunkin.  I took Junior’s heater when he went to lunch.  It’s freezing painfully cold with the a/c in our room (sorry for those who are experiencing a lack of AC, but we are more than willing to share plenty of this with you).  He comes back and I say a sarcastic Hello Junior.  He says why are you being sarcastic?  Because it’s 1 of the 7 days of the week Junior (and I have your heater which you have not realized yet).  Once he realized it, he yelled at me.  Mission accomplished.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember I realize you may forget, but please realize I will nag you until you do it.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you take something of Junior’s without his permission (I call it borrowing) make sure you put it back before he realizes it.
Have a great weekend!

Anthony