***Moise told me that everything in Florida is usually hot.  I guess we should Beware if we see eskimos and polar bears wandering around in Florida.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Beware.” Have a great weekend!***

With the upcoming Halloween Season approaching you may want to beware of Ghosts and Goblins.  Someone at the park said Hi to Damian very innocently.  He ran towards them.  Beware of saying Hi to Damian without expecting he’s going to run towards you.  Moise was eating a bowl of fruit.  A nice healthy lunch.  This is breakfast, he says.  At 1:30PM, Moise?  Beware of people who eat breakfast at 1:30PM.  I hear whistling on a Monday in the hallway.  I thought it was our mail guy.  He had been off for 2 weeks and he came back whistling his first day back to work?  He said no way you think I’d whistle my first day back to work.  Ok maybe the 2nd?  Beware of someone whistling on a Monday after a long vacation. Junior wanted the cable guy to come to fix his cable, but he wound up having to fix it himself.  Beware Junior when you ask repair people to come and do something for you (especially when you are a cheap tipper) because they will make as little effort as possible to fix your problem.  Moise’s car light comes on.  Going to take care of it today, he says.  He doesn’t.  The next morning, he says he has a car problem.  Moise, I told you yesterday to fix it.  Don’t you listen to me?  Beware of lights that come on in your car Moise.  He says it was “partially” fixed by his friend.  What do you mean partially?  You want me to fix the other part?  I said do you want it fixed for cheap or correctly?  He says both.  Junior boasted how he’s such an honest guy because he put money in the vending machine and nothing came out.  He said then he shook the machine, and 2 bags of chips came down instead of 1.  He called it a gift.  For me or Moise, I asked.  Neither because he kept both bags of chips.  Beware when you hog 2 bags of chips instead of sharing Junior.  Someone asked Moise where his pen was on his desk.  Moise said Anthony took it.  Beware of unfounded accusations.  I called up to order lunch and the guy I know answered so I asked how are you doing?  I said to him I always ask how you are doing before putting in my order it’s only polite.  Beware of a customer being too polite like I was.  I’m sure that guy would prefer a tip over politeness.  Moise said 2 pages of the document must be signed.  I told him only 1 is signed.  He says no 2 are.  I said no 1 is as in 1 less than 2.  Let me check again and make sure.  It’s 1 page.  Let me count them again…1…I don’t see a second page.  Beware of getting the correct number of pages signed.  Junior told me I’m a child inside an adult’s body.  Moise defended me and said he does not agree.  Thank you Moise.  I should beware before I thank Moise too soon because then he went on to say I’m a child inside a child’s body.  Joshua saw a bug and thought to beware and asked me to kill it for him.  I missed it.  Abby asked me my doggie’s name, brother’s name, sister’s name, uncle’s name, mom’s name, dad’s name and then I think the only name she didn’t ask was my 3rd cousin.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just beware that if you don’t do it on Friday, you’ll hear from me Monday.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember to beware if Abby asks you one question, she’s going to ask you at least ten more so be ready to answer them.

Have a great weekend!
Anthony