***Happy Holidays.  Damian is waiting to get plenty of gifts (he’ll play with a toy for 5 minutes and move on to the next one).  Today’s Friday Email is all about Happy Holidays.  Have a great weekend!***

The holidays are upon us.  And everyone is trying to be in the spirit of the holiday season.  Junior asked Moise for a #.  It’s a 7 digit #.  Moise says 27…and stops.  Junior says I need the whole #!  Maybe it was Santa’s phone number Junior was looking for.  Moise said in one second, he will do something.  I counted to one.  He says you sound like Abby.  I take that as a compliment during the holiday season or any time of year.  My friend said she’s a hopeless romantic and I told her never strive to be referred to as “hopeless” in any way shape or form (although Junior often calls me hopeless).  Moise hears me talking to an employee on the phone about timesheet stuff.  You just talk talk talk he says.  Moise was accusing Junior of something.  Junior says you want to look before you accuse?  No accusing first is WAY more fun Junior.  Moise was saying if he tells Junior what he’s about to tell him Junior is going to explode.  Me – “Tell him Tell him” (like a cheerleader at a sporting event)!  Junior said he likes my new jacket.  I told him where I got it from and it’s not crazy expensive.  He said it was too expensive for him still (Moise will buy it for you for the holidays…unlikely). Moise looking at pens.  Do we have blue pens, he asks.  You’re already holding one (a blue pen) and the ones you’re currently looking at trying to find a blue pen are red.  Should I call Abby to help you with your colors?  I said this person now officially hates me.  Someone said so add them to the list.  I’ve got more haters this holiday season than The Grinch apparently.  Something Moise and I did something last week that made Junior mad (it was one step above breathing it was so minor).  Junior says I just hate you guys.  Happy Holidays Junior to you too.  Moise said many people will take the 36th off.  It made me curious to check my December calendar for the 36th.  I kept looking but couldn’t locate it.  Oh, he meant the 26th.  Junior said should I drink coffee on the day of the holiday party?  What if I spill it on me?  So, what Junior you’ll look festive for the holidays.  I admire people who have coffee stains, that’s how much I love coffee.  Junior tries to get Moise up, so we won’t show up late for once.  It worked.  First time for everything, Junior said.  As we approached the event, Junior almost took out a runner with his car (maybe he thought it was me running). The runner was not happy with Junior (he will not wish you a Happy Holidays).  I was driving right behind Junior and let the guy go, and he waved to me.  The person taking our coats asked Junior and I if we are together?  We looked at each other (not sure how she meant that) but no matter what we both immediately said no (if it was Moise I would have said yes).  Junior said sometimes people ask me what I’m eating for lunch.  I don’t like it.  What am I eating?  What’s the ingredients?  Where did I get it from?  Moise says if someone asks him what he’s eating, he says I don’t know but it tastes good.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, it doesn’t matter if it’s a holiday or not timesheets don’t take a holiday.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you want to annoy Junior when you see him wish him a Happy Holiday and then ask him what he’s eating, what’s in it and where did he get it from.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony