***Junior told me he couldn’t believe something I said last week and that I am acting like Moise now.  Thanks for the compliment Junior.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Believing.” Have a great weekend!***

Many kids believe in Santa Claus.  It’s hard to believe Junior’s dentist opens at 7AM.  I don’t trust a dentist at a 7AM appointment half asleep with a drill in their hand.  Junior comes the next day.  What happened to your dentist’s appointment?  Junior says he was closed.  I told you Junior not to believe any dentist is open at 7AM.  He says it is 7AM but he had the wrong day of the appointment.  Junior says my birthday is the only one at Savin he knows.  What about Moise’s?  Junior says no.  I can’t believe you’d forget his birthday Junior (and why do you remember mine but give me nothing for it?).  Junior said oh yeah 2PM today we have to do this meeting.  Moise says today or tomorrow?  It’s 1:45PM Junior is bringing it up for a reason Moise.  Are you not believing him it’s today?  Junior walking out of the room almost walks into a cabinet Moise left sticking out.  Look at this Junior says.  He couldn’t believe Moise would leave a hazard in Junior’s way (maybe it was intentional).  I wasn’t having the best morning.  And then I dropped my croissant (and butter) on the floor at work.  I believe that summed up my morning.  Moise says next year Thanksgiving is a Friday.  Do you believe that because I don’t.  I got locked out of an account online.  I call up and tell them I need a new password.  Making it so impossible…like seriously jxo29fvo2F/!dk2@ and then I try to get in and can’t.  I can’t believe how painful this is.  Just put “Bob” as a password to let me in.  Moise wanted some trail mix.  I gave him the bag.  I figured he’d take a small little cup but couldn’t believe he had a big soup bowl to pour it into like a big bowl of cereal.  I told Moise I went Christmas shopping, and he says what did you get me?  I told him it’s at the bottom of the bag (as in imaginary if you believe in Santa AG) and he said you know what I want.  Money, I said.  He says exactly.  Junior was on the phone with me and said I’ll call you on teams so you can share your screen.  I sit there watching him call me on teams and I’m not answering.  He gets mad.  Believe me, Junior talking to you once (on the phone) is enough I don’t need to do it twice (on teams).  Moise was saying he did 95% of this excel exercise I took over from him at work.  No, I believe you did 60% of it Moise (let’s not exaggerate).  Me doing 3.3 – 1 = 1.3.  What?  Do I believe my math skills have abandoned me?  Junior hears me saying something and says now you’re acting like Moise.  Well, he’s rubbing off on me don’t you believe that?  I called to talk to Abby, but Moise said Abby is sleeping but Joshua is here.  I talked to him, and he was playing soccer (the next Pele?).  Moise believes so and hopes so. Speaking of the World Cup (which will take place next summer) a few weeks ago Junior was saying how he could get tickets to it relatively inexpensively this early and then as demand picks up sell them for a nice profit if he decided not to go (not a bad idea).  Moise talked him out of it saying no Junior you will get stuck.  Junior went online last week to look, and the prices already are skyrocketing with demand picking up.  He was furious at Moise.  You see Moise, you didn’t believe there would be enough demand for them and look how you talked me out of my great idea.  Well Junior Moise wouldn’t pay more than $10 for any ticket (World Cup included).  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet believe me when I say it’s not fun to see missing timesheets on Monday.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you believe World Cup tickets are worth a lot you can buy them online (but not from Junior since he owns 0 tickets).

Have a great weekend.

Anthony