***Everyone is obsessed with making New Year’s Resolutions and changing but sometimes the best resolutions are to be the same way you already are (I don’t think Junior agrees with that about me though).  Today’s Friday Email is all about “New Year Same Resolution.” Have a great weekend!***

It’s a new year and everyone comes up with their new resolutions but maybe some things we shouldn’t change.  Junior said that Moise is that one person who can easily get under his skin and aggravate him.  An example is Moise went to lunch at 3PM recently and Junior noticed.  Junior said Moise went to lunch this late?  Junior says Moise is such an interesting guy walking away shaking his head.  You know Moise’s lunch is around dinner time Junior so new year same resolution with Moise’s timing (or should I say lack of).  I was on the phone with Junior and Moise wanted to talk to him.  He’s waiting for Junior to ask for him.  I told Moise that I heard your name Moise now from Junior, but Moise said I bet it’s not good.  I told Junior good news, Moise is here.  He says what’s the good news.  Apparently, I gave him the bad news without realizing it.  Junior was driving somewhere and told Moise he’d be there at 5:55. Moise looks at the (current) time and says it’s 5:37 Junior. Junior says 5:55. Moise says 5:37. Moise if you do not understand, he is telling you what time his GPS says he’ll arrive not the current time!  I hadn’t seen Joshua and Abby for a few weeks (too long) and Moise told me they were asking for me.  They saw a red car outside their house and thought it was me.  New Year same resolution to see them as often as possible.  My favorite thing to do when I’m on vacation from work is to see all the people who don’t know (or don’t care) I’m on vacation sending me requests, questions, etc. and then forwarding them all to Moise to help keep him busy.  New Year same resolution from me.  I showed Junior this desk I moved up a long driveway. He says how did you do that on your own?  I flexed to him.  He didn’t seem impressed.  New Year same resolution to try (harder) to impress Junior.  Moise was directing me to go up on the computer screen to find a specific file.  I clicked up.  Go down, he says.  I go down.  Now he says back up.  I went back up to where I was.  Then he says back down.  Is this a Moise or (computer) Mouse exercise?  New Year same resolution for Moise to confuse me.  Abby told me it’s daddy’s work to clean the snow.  Well Abby, I agree with you, let Moise clean the snow, and you watch him while you play in it.  I’m calling this company.  I googled them before calling and the first thing I noticed is out of 200 people who rated them; they got 1.2 stars out of 5.  Seriously?  This is not going to go well.  Attempt #1 I choose the option appropriate for me, and they immediately hang up on me.  Attempt #2 was worse than attempt #1 because the guy I got a hold of continuously went into long silent moments when I’d ask him a question, and I could hear him googling my question to give me an answer.  Attempt #3 the person I got on the phone told me she can’t answer my questions straightforwardly (probably because she doesn’t know how to use google like the previous guy to at least attempt to look up the answers).  New Year same resolution to earn those 1.2 stars.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember some of you deserve 5 stars for how well you do your timesheet and others well you deserve 1.2 stars.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you are looking up someone, you’re about to call for help and they got 1.2 stars just don’t bother even trying.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony