***I get into my car every day thinking to myself yay I get to see Moise. I’m sure Junior thinks the same exact thought when he gets into his car to see me. Today’s Friday Email is all about “Cars.” Have a great weekend!!!*

A lot of us look at our cars as more of an expense and a headache, but they’re valuable to us who own them.  Damian likes to go in the car to go to the park and after it snowed recently, we found a nice path that was plowed.  But Damian decided to jump off the clean path and into the snow on the side of the path and pull me into it.  Nice of him.  I got out of my car and into work for the new year and someone said to me oh people are going to love you with this end of the year timesheet stuff.  I sense sarcasm.  Junior asked me if his new sweater looked ok.  I didn’t think much of it Junior but now that you mention it, you may want to go back in your car, go home, and find a better sweater than the one you’re wearing.  We were going through employee names alphabetically and were up to S and the next name Moise gives me starts with a B.  Umm I hope you can drive a car better than alphabetize Moise.  Moise was printing a very important document on his printer and suddenly the printer made a crunching sound like brakes on a car that were no longer functional.  Moise said “No, No, No.” I responded “Yes, Yes, Yes.”  I got into my car to pick up lunch and Junior asked me for some onion rings.  Uh I didn’t buy them Junior.  You complain they aren’t healthy and now you want them?  Abby wanted to get in the car and go to the library on New Year’s Day, but I told her it was closed.  She told me no, it’s not.  I guess those librarians aren’t entitled to a holiday, according to Abby.  I asked her if she wanted to go to the library to read or play and she immediately said play!  I arrived in my car at Moise’s house, got out and saw Joshua and Abby looking through the window from inside the house saying my name repeatedly.  At Moise’s house, I get cheered.  At Savin I get booed.  Joshua told me he can drive a bumper car (hey, that’s how I drive too).  We were getting ready to leave work and the kitchen was completely dark in Savin.  Moise starts filling up his water bottle in the dark (it’s so dark we can’t even see the water) before going to the car in the parking lot.  Should we turn the light on Moise?  Or just guess when the bottle is full (and if we guess wrong, the puddle on the floor will alert us when it is overfilled).  Moise was getting a call from home base as it was getting late, and he needed to get in his car and leave, but he says she doesn’t understand.  She thinks we just play all day because she reads your crazy Friday Email.  Hold up so you’re saying we don’t play all day?  I never realized that.  I was driving Moise in my car somewhere and he put his seatbelt on.  I told him you don’t need your seatbelt.  He said I really need it when you drive.  Moise calls my car a toy and said even Junior wouldn’t drive this car.  So, you just insulted me, my car and Junior all in the same sentence?  Moise called out to me to hit the brake, and I told him I don’t like using the brake much.  Moise said if a smaller car goes 65MPH and a bigger car goes 55MPH that the bigger car will pass the slower car.  I don’t believe that Moise.  But if that was true, why am I always passing bigger cars?  That means I’m going like 20MPH faster than them?  Well, that is possible.  He said you hear that sound?  The car is going to get stuck soon.  I don’t hear anything Moise and if the car does get stuck guess who’s getting stuck with me?  That would be the passenger (you).  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, if you’re in your car and forgot to do it, just remember to do it when you get home.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you want your driving to be critiqued just call Moise.

Have a great weekend!
Anthony