***With the time change recently I felt a little off.  I wasn’t sure if it was yesterday, today, or tomorrow but then again, I always feel a little off.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.” Have a great weekend!***

Abraham Lincoln said do not put off to tomorrow what you can do today.  My eye doctor looked at pictures of my eyes and told me I have a nice looking macula.  I had to google that to see what she meant.  Maybe that’s what I’ve been doing wrong all along not showing off my macula enough instead of showing all my flaws.  Moise asked if he should put his birthday on Junior’s calendar.  Yes, Moise so he can remember if it’s yesterday, today or tomorrow (and buy you a gift).  Abby said on the phone to me can you come to our house today?  I told her I’m in school today. She asked What’s your teacher’s name?  I was thinking of a teacher’s name to tell Abby.  Moise was laughing at me, answering all her questions.  I always try to answer Abby’s questions yesterday, today and will do so tomorrow.  Moise says to Abby no more questions.  I asked if they are being good?  Joshua said no bro.  Moise says give me 1 second.  With those 2 Moise it will be a lot more than 1 second (it’ll take yesterday, today and tomorrow for you to get a handle on everything).  Joshua dropped a paper on the floor in the car and said he would tell daddy I did it.  I went to Abby.  You saw who did it Abby.  She said you did it.  I guess I was guilty in the eyes of children yesterday, today and tomorrow.   Abby asked me what my girlfriend’s name is.  I don’t know do I have to make up a name now.  She starts saying Anthony has a girlfriend and yelling around the room, dancing.  I won’t interrupt Abby’s catchy song and skilled dance she’s doing. Moise was pouring my trail mix into a bowl like pouring cereal.  He said he needs more (tomorrow?).  Moise you’re supposed to eat a handful, not a bowlful.  Moise says Junior looks good (today more than yesterday) and Junior says he’s eating healthier.  Don’t flatter him too much Moise next think I know he’ll start flexing.  Moise was asking me if I talk to this person still.  I said not too much they get mad at me too easily and I’m good at getting people mad.  He said that’s what you do best.  Yesterday Junior came in with a light shirt and was cold.  Today he comes in with a heavy sweater and is warm.  Tomorrow?  He will guess wrong again on the office temperature conditions.  I got a spam email.  Moise says they said “Regards” to you, it’s obviously fake.  True this person nor most people have any regard for me.  Moise got an email today that was sent yesterday.  Yesterday’s email references tomorrow (which is now today).  Moise reads it when it’s already tomorrow and says ok tomorrow sounds good.  But tomorrow is the day after today Moise and the tomorrow they were referencing was today.  It will be too late by then.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember I need you to do it today (although if you did it yesterday that’s ok and tomorrow is acceptable too).  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you want to be confused as to whether it’s yesterday, today or tomorrow just reread those last few sentences several times until your head hurts.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony