***Sometimes I’m talking to Junior on the phone and Moise will say (with a smile) put him on speaker.  It’s Moise’s turn to communicate (or should I say anger Junior) at that point.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Communication.” Have a great weekend!***

Being able to communicate is a key skill in life.  At the post office they have this “rating” you give the person who helps you.  A smiley face, a straight face, or a sad face.  I asked the guy if I should give him a smiley face.  He says of course.  Or else what you won’t help me next time?  He said yes.  I told Moise that Abby is a talker (the word he likes to use to describe certain people such as me) and he says the same as you.  That’s why Abby and I get along Moise because we communicate well (sometimes she uses big words that I don’t understand though).  Moise says you are good at math and writing (a form of communication).  Uh what about everything else Moise?  He didn’t name a 3rd thing I’m good at.  Junior told Moise why don’t you say good morning?  Don’t you have manners (or know how to communicate)?  Moise says I tried 3 times, but you were on the phone.  Moise says he figured something out.  Junior says I knew you were a smart man.  Moise says no, I’m not smart but communicated how he figured it out.  Junior said what’s that thing you plug into the wall.  He can’t communicate the word. Uh a plug?  He said no.  I knew it wasn’t that simple, or Junior would have communicated it smoothly.  Moise put June 5th instead of March 5th.  I (kindly) pointed it out.  He says it’s a typo.  It’s not a typo Moise; it’s a clicko (you click on a box to pull up the date in Vision).  Is clicko a word or am I using poor communication?  Moise was saving a “CVS” file, he said.  I said Moise it’s “CSV” (not the store).  He said I did say that, but you say what you hear.  Isn’t that how it works around here?  I wanted to wish Joshua a Happy Birthday but realized I forgot to get a card as I was going to see him.  I decided no time to go to the store, so I had a leftover Christmas Card and crossed out “Christmas” and put “Birthday” to communicate Happy Birthday to him. Abby put her hand to her mouth and yelled Ohhhhhh you said (communicated) a bad word.  I don’t even know which word I said!  Abby asked me why Damian (my dog) doesn’t wear pants.  Sometimes I don’t know how to answer her questions that she communicates with me.  She’s too smart.  Junior asked me (as he was telling me something) if I was listening and I responded “No.” But he continued to communicate talking as if I said yes.  But I guess saying no when someone asks if you’re listening isn’t fully true or how would you answer that person?  Abby wanted to drive Joshua to the library because he communicated that he wanted to go to it.  Abby got in the driver’s seat and communicated with me to stand in front of the car.  I’m thinking that I hope she doesn’t run me over.  Thankfully, she didn’t.  However, instead she slammed on the horn and I jumped.  She thought it was funny.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember I’m communicating with you every Friday to do it through this nonsensical email.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if Abby instructs you to get in front of a car, she is driving don’t do it because she will honk the hearing out of your ears.

Have a great weekend!
Anthony