***When Junior shakes his head at me and Moise I sometimes wonder if he takes us for a couple of fools.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Foolishness” (but isn’t every Friday email about that, in some way?).  Have a great weekend!***

April Fools was on Wednesday.  Joshua and Abby always fool me with questions I am unable to answer.  Abby asked me why does Damian (my dog) not wear pants?  Joshua asked me does Damian like potato chips.  I mean Damian is not foolish if a potato chip falls on the floor, then he’s grabbing it and running like he got a pot of gold.  Junior text me if you’re going to Dunkin, can you get this free bag they are giving away?  Free bag?  Like a little plastic bag? Sounds foolish to me.  He said well if it was for Moise you would have stopped for it.  My printer won’t let me save something to PDF.  Moise asked why?  Because it’s failing (like I am at life) and being foolish (like I am daily).  Moise typed progress(s) with 3 s’s.  Actually, I like that (it’s not foolish).  If you’ve made extra progress, you should add an extra s.  Moise was looking at the calendar wondering why the first Monday and Tuesday in April show blank on the calendar.  Because Moise the 1st of April is on a Wednesday?  Moise says we all are adults here (and looks at me). Umm am I too foolish to be considered an adult Moise?  Joshua wanted me to go with him to a kid’s birthday party.  I told him I was not invited so I couldn’t go.  He said why because they won’t like your hair.  Uh yeah, and what about everything else?  Abby told me to push her on her bike and then said “I got it.” Ok, make up your mind, Abby.  Moise was looking at something with me at work, and it says we can choose between basic and advanced.  Uh we’re not totally foolish (only semi) Moise but I think we better choose basic.  Moise’s mechanic friend Doctor Joe was giving Moise a mixture of medicines he should take when he was feeling under the weather last week.  Uhh if you are foolish enough to take that medical advice Moise your sickness will be prolonged (or worsen).  I put my shoe on Junior’s desk to tie it since I didn’t want to bend down.  He was appalled and thought I was foolish about doing that.  Joshua was eating his fries with so much ketchup I couldn’t tell if there was a French fry somewhere under that mound of ketchup.  I consider it foolish not to like ketchup.  Moise was getting soup at the supermarket.  I told him I don’t eat soup.  He says of course you don’t eat soup you drink it.  Sounds like an old (foolish) argument we had years ago about whether you drink or eat soup.  I was looking for my stapler.  Moise had it.  Not only did he have mine (and his) he had a 3rd stapler.  Isn’t it foolish to have 3 staplers (unless you’re going to start a staple fight).  He said well he was out of staples (so I guess instead of getting staples you just go take someone else’s stapler as the solution).  The next day I come in and Moise is asking me for “his” stapler (mine that he stole previously) while he still has 2 staplers on his desk.  I should have gotten Moise a huge box of staples for his birthday.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember you don’t want to be foolish and forget to do it on Friday and have this fool calling you on Monday to do it.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you’re missing a stapler Moise currently has 3 (and maybe more he’s hiding from me) so just check in with him to claim it from the Moise Lost and Found!

Have a great weekend!

Anthony