***Sometimes it takes me forever to walk Damian at the park because he’s got to stop every single time, we see a human being (dog, or deer) to try to get their attention.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Forever.” Have a great weekend!***

Some things seem to go fast, but other things seem to take forever.  I went forever without trying avocado until last year sometime.  I never understood the hype.  People love it and it’s good for you, supposedly.  It tasted like nothing.  It doesn’t taste good.  It doesn’t taste bad.  It’s kind of tasteless.  Moise was saying this will make Junior mad, but he has to tell him.  You waited forever Moise (till 10AM that’s late for you) to make him mad that day. Junior told me he doesn’t really understand golf.  I don’t really either.  I mean I liked playing miniature golf with the clown (that’s more my skill level).  I will forever remember the time I got warned on a miniature golf course for throwing my club into the water after being frustrated I missed a shot.  Moise was saying the engine light in his car has been on since last week, so he doesn’t want to wait another day to take it in (how responsible).  Uh Moise you know how long the engine light in my car has been on.  Forever.  I was calling Junior on teams while we were in the same room.  He’s annoyed at me (shocking I know).  I’m testing my camera Junior to see if it works.  I haven’t used it in forever.  He says I can see half of your face.  I asked him which half the good half or the bad half?  I’m not sure which is the good half he says.  Me either.  Junior was looking at his hands and saying something didn’t look right.  You got old man hands Junior.  Moise, saying to me you want to get up and see this?  I said no.  What is your next question?  He says get up.  That’s not a question it’s a statement or a command.  He said I need your crazy brain.  That is flattering let me get up now.  Doctor Joe was on the phone, Moise says.  I got the phone from Moise.  Now I can’t get Doctor Joe off the phone.  He’s the type of person that will give you the shirt off his back (very nice) but in the meantime tell you where he got the shirt from, how much he paid for it, how many times he wore it and all the memories he has of that one shirt.  Abby told me I got to her house 4 hours early.  Well, it’s been forever since her daddy Moise was ever early for anything.  Abby wanted me to move a little swing for her.  I was questioning myself forever if it would be ok.  She told me just do it.  I like her decisiveness.  Joshua asked me to kill a bug for him, but it took me 4 or 5 tries (it was taking forever).  Abby broke the string off a balloon, so it went up to the ceiling in the house.  She freaked out.  It’s up there forever, Abby (or until you get tall enough to reach it). Yes, I did get it for her.  Junior was saying he can’t go 5 miles away because of gas prices unless he really must.  Moise says let me get these facts straight.  He was basically calling Junior cheap (what’s that saying about the pot and the kettle).  The next day Junior says he’s going 5 miles away and hopefully the gas will be less than he would have used the day before (probably not Junior the air in your tires decreased .01% since yesterday, making your car less fuel efficient).  Now when it comes to your timesheet, please remember it may feel like I’ve been asking you forever to do it and it does feel that way to me too.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you see Junior walking around town it’s not that his car broke down, he abandoned his car and walked so he doesn’t have to use as much gas.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony