***Sometimes I think Junior complains about me 100% of the time but maybe that’s just my imagination.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “100.” Have a great weekend!***

The #100 is important in a lot of ways.  In school you want to get 100% on your test (but I was more than happy to settle for 80% myself).  I am going 34 MPH, but the flashing speed reader says 17 MPH.  Does that mean I can go 100 MPH, and it’ll say 50 MPH?  Can’t get a ticket then in a court of law.  I CC Moise on an email and he says you sent the wrong attachment.  No, it’s right.  He said no look again.  I do.  It’s right.  He said no, it’s wrong.  This is the type of conversation we seem to have 100% of the time.  Moise saw a couple of guys fishing in a lake and said what are they doing?  I said it’s called fishing Moise.  He said there are no fish in that lake (he said it like he’s 100% sure).  What are there then tigers?  Moise said they will spend all day to catch 1 fish (the joys of fishing I guess).  I’m trying to scan something to my email so searching by first name I use the letter S.  Last time I checked I’m 100% sure my first name definitely starts with an A.  Maybe some people call me words by the letter S (not Scott or Sean).  Moise was saying something is similar but in actuality it is exact.  Junior says similar and exact have 2 different meanings Moise.  Similar is different.  Ironic.  I walk in talking like it’s mid-day mid-conversation.  Junior says how about a good morning first.  He said he grew up learning manners.  Hmm I’m sure that is 100% true but obviously I didn’t Junior (just don’t tell my mom that).  Moise said he’s sure the # he has is bigger than mine.  I have 27.  He has 11.  He says you see.  I see what?  I’m 100% sure 11 is not bigger than 27 (I may ask Abby to confirm this).  I asked Abby how old you are going to be on your birthday?  She says 100.  No come on be serious.  She says 116 (age is just a # to Abby).  Abby went to the Doctor, so I asked her how it was, and she said not great he gave her 100 shots (sounds like you got overdosed Abby).  Add an extra 0 to 100 Abby had 1000 cheese balls still in her jar but got mad Moise was eating some.  Abby won’t come outside with me, so I say ok I’m going to eat some cheeseballs.  Now I got lectured by Abby.  Moise asked nicely for some cheese balls (after he had already stole some) and Abby handed him 1 cheese ball.  Abby asked my brother’s name, so I said Michael.  She said like Michael Jackson?  No, he can’t dance Abby.  She asked my sister’s name, so I say Laura.  She said like Laura Jackson?  I don’t think there was a Laura Jackson Abby, but I could be mistaken.  Abby wants me to stay 5 more minutes then says no 100 minutes (she really likes the #100).  Then she says everyone out of this house including Joshua and Moise (for eating her cheeseballs).  Abby is 100% the boss.  Moise said he never got a ticket for a blinking camera light.  He is 100% sure that there’s no film in it, and it’s a scam.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember this is not a scam, but you could be fined for not doing it.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you see a red light camera blinking, don’t worry, just go through it because you won’t get a ticket according to Moise (but if and when you do) just send the ticket to Moise to pay for it for you.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony