***Sometimes I feel like it’s a competition between Moise and Myself to see who can annoy Junior more on any given day (the most fun type of competition if you ask me).  Today’s Friday Email is all about various types of “Competition.” Have a great weekend!***

Sometimes you’ll hear people say that it’s not a competition so just do your best.  Damian was saying Hi to someone but then quickly left them to move on to the next person.  They said wait where are you going?  When Damian is at the park it’s a competition for his attention.  Moise and I were going to call the same person at the same time and see who they will answer first.  I realized how faulty that was though since we’re both dialing the same person at the same extension they can only answer the one who called first.  From a couple of weeks ago when our friend the expert mechanic Doctor Joe wanted a headlamp Moise and I both wound up ordering one for him.  I figured it was like a competition which he will like more.  Moise said I hope he likes yours more so I can return mine (refund).  I guess Moise is fine with losing that type of competition.  I told Junior something my friend said and he says she has common sense.  How come he never says that about me?  Moise says when I see a missed call from you I expect you are giving me a problem.  I asked innocently, why would I do that?  He said if it’s not a problem you text, if it’s a problem you call and make it worse.  Competition with myself to make it worse for Moise?  Junior was toasting some gluten free bread complaining it’s expensive.  Well Junior gluten free is competition for gluten filled.  Last week Moise said I see Abby is the first word in the Friday Email. There’s no competition Moise that she is the star of it.  I go to get some cream for my eye rash (there’s a lot of competition with so many kinds in the store) and the lady at the pharmacy says don’t get this in your eye.  I told her that wasn’t part of my plan.  Moise looked at it and said don’t get in your eye or in your mouth.  Who do you think you’re talking to Abby?  I said uh oh.  Junior said a 2-year-old says that.  He corrected himself and said make that a 1-year-old he says.  Junior interrupts me and says I know I may be annoying.  You are annoying, I said.  But in a competition for being annoying I think I could still beat you, Junior.  I told Moise of someone who I know personally who is arrogant.  Moise said explain what you mean.  I couldn’t think of how to explain exactly in words, so I gave some examples and finally said oh like me kind of!  Moise and I took Joshua and Abby to the library on Saturday.  Abby told me to shush in the library.  We were looking at a book of colors.  Abby knows her colors so much she could probably teach me them.  Joshua likes the color purple.  Moise and I tried to show him something in the book that was purple.  But then we looked and the book said that the object we showed him was red.  What are kids books trying to confuse kids (and me and Moise) these days?  I asked Joshua to show me something else that is purple.  He points to the bruise under my eye.  Uh well good point you got that one right.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember this is not a competition but if you do it then you may beat other people to it and can be proud of that.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you need any in depth analysis on colors just call Joshua and Abby.
Have a great weekend.

Anthony