***Happy Halloween. It’s that one day of the year you can dress up as anything you want and get free candy. Oops I just said Moise’s favorite word “Free”. Today’s Friday Email is all about Halloween Costumes. Have a great weekend!***
Halloween is today and all the kids (and some adults) are picking their Halloween costumes for today. I almost knocked Junior over with coffee, he was holding all over his nice shirt. If I did that he could have gone as a Human Starbucks for Halloween. I realized our glue sticks in the office are purple (strange color) and orange on the outside. Halloween colors. Joshua was vacuuming while Abby was supervising (maybe Abby is a supervisor for Halloween). Joshua asked if I needed a haircut. You going to be a barber for Halloween? Then Joshua puts a sticker on my boo boo. Maybe Joshua is a doctor for Halloween, instead. I remember when these kids one year on Halloween were in a store asking my grams to buy eggs for them to “bake a cake.” My grams asked if they thought she was a fool. I went to a Halloween Haunted House with all these crazy Halloween costumes the actors were wearing and Moise asked if I was scared. Of course I was. That’s the point of it. Junior got a call from AI. He answers their questions. Moise says I have a question for Junior. My magic 8 ball says he will answer AI before he answers you Moise. I told someone I looked like a monster when I fell a few weeks ago. They said well now you don’t have to wear a mask for Halloween. That’s not nice. I put a medicine on that smelled bad. I said I don’t like this smell, and someone told me hold your breath, so I did but then I’m like wait how long do I do this for? They said as long as you can. This sounds like a mean type of trick/game. I’m getting pizza. I’ll pick up a slice for you guys. I’ve been guilty in a court of Accounting Pizza Law about I haven’t bought pizza for years and years when other people have done so. Junior said I’m going to hear about this in the Friday Email (wow you called that one perfectly). Moise pulls out a “big bill” Junior said. I ran over thinking he’s pulling out a $100 bill (maybe he’s treating everyone to pizza). Moise says you don’t have to buy it. I said it’s just pizza Moise not like I’m buying you a steak dinner. Then I saw a look in his eyes like “that would be even better.” Junior was unhappy because it was cold. You let it sit there for 15 minutes Junior that’s not my problem. Moise was more appreciative and said he doesn’t care if it’s hot or cold if it’s free. I showed Abby a book with a picture of Michael Myers on it and asked her if she was afraid of him. She said yes. I told Abby I am afraid of him too (there’s no competition about who is the scariest horror character). Joshua told me he’s not afraid of Michael Myers (show off). Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember I won’t scare you with sending Michael Myers after you if you don’t do it (but if you’re like Joshua you aren’t afraid of him anyway). Please do your timesheet on time today and remember I may have bought pizza for once but don’t expect a steak dinner from me anytime soon.
Have a great weekend!
Anthony