Mix Ups

***I saw these 2 guys on Halloween dressed as Santa Claus.  I think they mixed up the holidays (Santa as a Halloween Costume just doesn’t seem appropriate).  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Mix Ups.” Have a great weekend!***

We all make mistakes and have some “Mix Ups” in our lives. Moise was saying something which Junior was being critical of.  Moise decided to change the subject.  Junior accepted the change of subject and said “I’ll get back to criticizing you after.  Don’t mix up the fact that Junior will get back to criticizing you, Moise ASAP.  Moise was saying someone with the same first name as someone else must be related.  Umm hold up so all other Anthony’s are related to me, Moise?  Moise said oh yeah, I was thinking wrong its last names.  A little mix up from Moise.  Junior says you and Moise are anti-social.  Not true Junior we socialize with each other all the time.  Yeah, that’s all you guys care about, he says.  That’s called “focused socialization”, Junior not anti-social (a bit of a mix-up by you).  I realized part of my job description is to be annoying and I’m good at that.  Someone said well you are a “kind” annoying not a “mean” annoying.  Umm you admitted I am annoying; did you mix up trying to say something nice and instead insult me?  Junior asks Moise to do something.  Moise says anything for you Junior.  Junior says I’m not Anthony.  Moise got mixed up with whom he was talking to apparently.  How people write things can easily cause a mix up Moise says.  He says if you make a statement and forget the word “not” it can change the whole meaning of a sentence.  You mean like if I say I’m annoying but forgot to say “not” but people would agree with leaving the word not out so is it really a mix up? Moise had a mix up forgetting his “lunch box” when he left work.  He really called it that.  I called it a lunch box in Kindergarten (I now call it a lunch bag since I’m a big kid now).  I woke up at 4AM and couldn’t fall back to sleep.  Junior was off that day.  So, I wasn’t anxious to go see him obviously, but Moise was working so if it was Junior working, I would have put my head right back on that pillow and been sleeping 5 seconds later.  I usually stick to what I like, I’m a picky eater.  I hate ordering different stuff because you never know how it’s going to come. I ordered a wrap and they put mayo on it.  I threw out the entire thing.  That’s ok trail mix for lunch is fine with me.  Junior says look at the first number.  Moise was looking at the last number.  I don’t see it, he says.  Because you mixed up the first number and the last number Moise.  Moise was trying to move a box in his basement, so I said I’ll help.  He said he has it just watch Joshua and Abby.  Uh Moise did you mix up the fact you got the easy job, and I got the hard job?  I asked Joshua what color are my shoes and he said said green (correctly). I asked him what’s the color of money. Abby quickly said green. Good to know money is green from a very young age.  I put my head on a pillow while Abby was reading her book to me.  She told me no sleeping in class. Then she took my phone away and told me no phones were allowed.  I got mixed up thinking Abby was an easy teacher. Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember that you don’t want to mix-up and not do it.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you think I’m a strict Timesheet Teacher then try letting Abby teach you because she does not play around.
Have a great weekend.

Anthony

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