***No insult to Mother Nature but when it turns colder this time of year I don’t really like it.  Today’s Friday Email is all about being insulted in today’s topic “Insults.” Have a great weekend!***

We all have been insulted before (and insulted others…sometimes by accident and other times by choice).  When people ask you for something and you say “tomorrow” you really mean “not today.” Do not get insulted if it does not actually happen tomorrow. I ordered a caprese salad. I figured salad with tomatoes, mozzarella etc.  I got tomatoes and mozzarella sliced up nicely but no salad. Sorry I did have one leaf of salad with it.  That is an insult to salads to refer to it as a salad. Damian and I were walking at the park and there was a wedding reception outside but Damian does not like to be overshadowed (he feels insulted) so he tried to jump on and play with the guests (and they cooperated even though they were wearing their nice tuxedos and dresses).  Junior felt insulted that it is dark when we leave work now. All this clock changing just throws everyone off. Joshua went on my phone and was ordering me a shirt.  I was not insulted by his choice of style only by the fact he had easy access to order using my credit card. Joshua says I look like blippi. Should I feel slightly insulted? Moise asked Abby where his car keys are. She said she lost them. Do not be insulted by her honesty. Abby says she and Joshua drank all the coca cola, but she will go to the supermarket to get me one. Moise says one second to Junior then says one minute. Do not insult anyone by telling them you are going to do something in one second because it is not practical. I told Abby I had to go home. She got insulted and said no you have to come to Burger King. When the Queen (Abby) says to go to the King you go. Abby offered me ketchup from her finger which was thoughtful (not insulting) but I prefer getting the ketchup from a packet. Junior said some people are extra talented. Like me? I pat myself on the chest. He said not exactly. I am not insulted that you do not think I have extra talent. Junior says my brain is not working for a moment. Ha, I wish I had it not working for “only” a moment. Junior was walking out on an autumn day. Do I need a jacket? I gave him a not so nice insult about how if he were a little tougher, he could deal with the temperature outside without a jacket. Moise asked me something. I give my explanation. He says no that is not what I meant. Ok try again Moise. He repeats word for word the exact same thing. Uh Moise if you are insulting me that I did not understand what you were asking me you should change the description of what you are asking so I can give a different answer.  I hear Moise singing. What are you trying to be like Junior? Sorry for the insult. Moise says no my singing is way better. I do bass. Not sure what you call what Junior does. I asked Moise how Abby was doing last week. She gets homework already, he says. 3 years old (I think I did not do homework till I was like 8 years old which explains a lot)? Moise helps her. Uh Moise, I think Abby will be doing her homework better without you soon. She already does, he said. She is doing stuff I do not even know how to do.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember I feel insulted if you don’t do it.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you need help with your homework (or timesheet) just call Abby.
Have a great weekend!

Anthony