***Abby always wants a yes or no answer.  She will not accept any less from any kids or adults (Abby is the boss).  Well today’s Friday Email is all about “Yes or No.” Have a great weekend!***

We all like straight-forward answers most of the time.  I saw a kid in a carriage and the mother was putting her groceries away not realizing the carriage was starting to roll down the hill of the parking lot while she was distracted.  Do I stop it?  Yes or no?  Some people get mad at everything these days so I debated whether I stop the carriage or let the kid crash.  I stopped it and fortunately, the mother didn’t say “Why are you saving my kid from crashing into a car?  How dare you?”  Moise asked Abby where the house keys were.  She said I don’t know.  But she always says she wants a yes or no answer.  She says she will find them later.  If you’re locked outside your house Moise then Abby will let you in…eventually sometime later maybe tomorrow or the day after?  Moise asked Junior if he wanted to get pizza.  Junior said yes and then a minute later regretted not saying no because he said, “He’s making me eat pizza.” Not healthy enough.  Moise shrugged his shoulders.  Junior, how was that pizza good?  Yes or no?  Well, I think Moise added 2 lbs to me, Junior said.  Pizza can’t be that bad, it’s not like it’s going to take away 2 years of your life Junior.  I think I’d rather gain 2 lbs.  I went to a doctor for my injured ankle.  I did not like him at all.  Wishy Washy answers from him instead of yes or no.  I got a text the next day asking me what I thought of him.  Scale of 0-10.  I put 0.  I got a reply of sorry that you didn’t have a good experience.  Please tell us why.  My response like every mature adult was “He was a doofus.”  I hope he read that (he would probably have to google the word doofus as only a kid or an adult with the mind of a kid would use that word).  Is Junior getting lunch or you Moise?  Moise says he’ll get it if Junior gives him the money.  That’s a no answer by default because we know Junior isn’t giving you the money for it.  Junior was saying to me this place he’s going to wants $20 for valet parking.  Do you think I want to pay $20?  I said No Junior, I don’t think you want to pay $2 even.  He said exactly.  We’re on the same page for once.  Junior caught himself doing a bad habit that I have.  He says look at you now being a negative influence on me.  Yes, Junior you are becoming more like me every day (perish the thought).  Moise says why are you off for a couple days?  Because I work hard Moise.  I need a break.  He sucks his teeth (is that him agreeing or disagreeing with me).  Abby saw my injuries and asked who squashed me.  She really thinks I was in a fight.  I said nobody Abby.  She said who pushed you?  I just fell Abby.  Moise said I am reckless in the way I drive.  Says the person who’s gotten how many safe drivers of the year awards (0)?  Junior told me about 2 people who he knows are close friends.  I said that I bet they aren’t closer than me and Moise.  He said yes, that’s true.  They both have a life outside of each other.  Was that supposed to be an insult?  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember that I don’t need to hear a story about why you did it or didn’t do it.  Just say, yes you did or no you didn’t.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember Junior probably thinks you have more of a life than Moise or I do.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony