***Moise always told me he could be a doctor because they ask such simple questions like “Can you see me, and can you breathe?” (I think they’re slightly more qualified than you are Moise).  Today’s Friday Email is all about “What’s up Doc.” Have a great weekend!***

Bugs Bunny famous saying is “What’s Up Doc?” Well, I wanted to ask, “What’s Up Dunkin?” When I saw this $7 “sandwich” they gave me.  It looked like it was for Joshua or Abby (a little kid wouldn’t even be full on this tiny sandwich).  And then I find mustard on it.  Yuck.  That’s one reason I won’t eat hot dogs is I hate mustard.  Why would I want mustard on ham?  One thing I can never understand is people who wear hoodies with shorts.  Like is it cold or is it warm?  You can’t be both.  What’s up with that?  Moise ran out of paper so instead of going to the back to get a new one he started taking paper out of Junior’s printer.  If Junior sees this Moise he’s going to ask you what’s up with that you paper thief?  I told Abby to eat for me.  She said no.  I told her to eat for the doggie, and she ate right away.  What’s up with you loving Damian more than me now Abby?  Abby gave me her toy phone and instructed me to hold it but not to talk on it.  Ok boss.  I helped Abby drive to the store for donuts (aka the end of her driveway) but they were magically out of donuts (we should have asked the store what’s up with that?) and we drove all the way back home up her driveway (imagine if your work commute was that far).  Moise was scrolling down on his excel sheet.  Junior says scroll up.  Moise keeps scrolling down.  I said how about you scroll the opposite of down Moise?  Are you trying to annoy Junior by doing the opposite of what he was asking?  If so, what’s up with that?  Moise said he was fine until he met me.  What’s up with that accusation and what are you insinuating Moise?  Moise showed me this website we use for work.  I kept clicking nonstop on stuff.  He got annoyed and said you just keep clicking (instead of listening to his instructions on how to get to where we needed to go).  I heard this really weird (bad?) noise from across our office last week.  What’s up with that?  Then I realized it was Junior singing to himself.  I asked Moise do you hear that?  He just started laughing.  Later that day Junior asked me to take something seriously that he was telling me about.  I said Junior after hearing you sing earlier; I can’t take anything you say seriously for the rest of the day.  He said you guys heard me singing.  I said we all did unfortunately.  Ever try out for that show America’s Got (No) Talent?  I was standing next to Junior and Moise says you just want to smell his cheap cologne.  Junior took offense and said trust me this cologne is not cheap Moise. Junior told me he would be a good doctor.  He said some doctors give you medicine to help you while others give you medicine to harm you.  Umm ok what’s up with that?  He then asks me if he can take this medicine after drinking coffee.  You’re the doctor Junior.  Why are you asking me for my advice?  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember when I call you on Monday it’s not to say what’s up (even though I will say that).  It’s to say why didn’t you do your timesheet?  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you need to see a doctor I recommend anyone other than Junior.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony