***If you ask me if I miss Junior this week since he’s on vacation my response would be “Of course.” Whether that’s true or not is up to you to decipher.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Responses.” Have a great weekend!***

Questions can be interesting, but Responses can be far more entertaining.  Someone told me that they liked my car.  I responded, “It’s old?” She said she likes 2 door cars.  Luckily, she didn’t see the inside of it Damian’s seat with dog hair on it.  I got a new water bottle.  I realized that when I drink it and get to the end it leaves about half an inch at the bottom of water because the straw does not reach the bottom of the bottle.  Moise response is when you buy cheap stuff that’s what you get.  Moise told me I like to put gas on fire with my responses to things.  It’s already burning he said.  Let the fire burn.  I’m just helping to accelerate the fire Moise.  When Moise is mad he’ll start rambling, asking questions and responding/answering them himself before you get a chance to respond to him.  I messaged Moise on teams and he didn’t respond so I wrote a “HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOO” to try to get his attention (update he still didn’t respond).  Moise was typing an email response to someone and was trying to use the shortcut like you’re typing “Happy”, and the next word pops up like “Birthday” and you skip past it, so it already types it for you.  But instead, when Moise typed Happy and tried to skip past the next word it typed “Holiday Season.”  Umm probably not the appropriate response in June Moise.  Damian got a runner to stop when she saw him approaching her.  She said Hello little Boston Terrier.  Do you want to say Hi to me or rip my face off?  His response was to jump and play with her (if this was my previous Boston Terrier Rollins the response would be rip your face off).  I asked Junior if he ever has issues with his shoelaces not being even.  You realize one side is too long and the other side is too short.  He responded, “Don’t they teach you that in Kindergarten?” No Junior they just taught me how to tie the shoes not make the laces even (that was an advanced course in tying shoes).  I was trying to fix something on word with margins.  I said out loud (just loud enough so Moise would hear me) that I’d ask Moise but I know he won’t know how to do this.  He responded trust me sometimes I know things you don’t know (side note he didn’t know how to fix the margins the way I wanted them when he attempted to do it).  Junior greeted me to start the week with “Just so you know…” and as he started off that way I’m thinking he’s going to say it’s nice to see you or I like your shirt or something to that effect but instead I got the response of “this coffee you made tastes horrible.” There was a bug in the kitchen at work.  Junior responded I got this.  He got a cup and reached up and held it against the wall.  Uh now what Junior was my response?  Stand like that for the next 24 hours till it runs out of air?  He said just get me a napkin so he could hold it against the cup and let it outside.  Well done Junior you figured out how to overcome a dangerous bug.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet my response is please do it today no exceptions.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you need a bug removed holding a cup against the wall for 24 hours straight until it runs out of air is probably not the best method to use as Junior realized.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony