***Everyone in the winter was jealous of people who lived in warmer climates. But this week we all were complaining that it’s way too hot. Make up your minds people. Today’s Friday Email is all about Jealousy. Have a great weekend!***

We all have been jealous in the past of someone.  I’m sure you may be jealous you don’t get to directly work with Moise.  You might even be jealous that you don’t get to hear Junior’s singing voice (until you actually heard it and then your jealousy would be cured immediately).  Maybe you’re jealous that you can’t chase dozens (and dozens) of  employees every week like I do for their timesheets (highly unlikely).  Last week the only way I could get Abby to chill out was to hand over my phone to her while she randomly clicked on stuff.  I am jealous at how a 3-year-old knows how to use a phone better than I do (I was just praying she would not drop it, or her daddy would have to pay for it).  I told Junior do not worry Moise is on his way.  He looked up at the sky (not out of jealousy but out of bewilderment) and asked why would he care about Moise?  He said I have better things to worry about (apparently, I don’t).  Junior was telling me about someone he knows who is the life of the party.  I said oh like me?  He said not really, you’re shyer than they are.  I am jealous they are more appealing to you than I am Junior but when you mention being shy, I’m not very shy about making fun of you in the Friday Email am I?  I told Moise I haven’t seen Joshua or Abby in a couple of weeks.  He said soon you won’t be their uncle if this keeps up.  It made me jealous, and I made sure I went to see them the next day.  Junior said he had a dream about me and that I came to live near him.  This is right after he recently told me he wants to follow me around for a week to see my routines and what I do.  Moise said this is getting weird.  Maybe Moise is getting jealous of Junior dreaming about me.  Moise told me that a hug from Abby is a gift for me.  True who wouldn’t be jealous of getting a hug from Abby (but she can only reach my kneecaps Moise).  I asked Moise if he’d be home on a Saturday I was coming over.  He said he will be home because his brother is coming over.  I said good I like him.  He’s cool.  Moise said,  what about me.  I sensed a little bit of jealousy. Moise asked Abby to count to 10 (and she did very successfully).  But then she kept going and went to 18 and 90.  I am jealous of Abby’s speed counting.  We called Junior and asked him if he missed us since he was on vacation.  He said not even an ounce.  Maybe that’s because he missed us a whole gallon instead?  Moise asked Junior how his vacation was, and he said it was great until we called him and ruined it.  Moise said that’s what we do.  Moise and I were putting something together at his house (well attempting to we rarely ever finish the job successfully) and he said what’s the next step.  I read step 2 to him.  He says we’re already on step 4!  Oh, I’m jealous Moise of you apparently skipping past steps 2 and 3 and going right to 4 (no wonder we weren’t successful again).  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember that you should be jealous of the people who do it every single Friday.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you ever feel jealous of Moise and my handy skills don’t because we don’t have much. 
Have a great weekend!

Anthony