***With the holiday you’re probably juggling in your mind what day today is.  Well today’s Friday Email is all about “Juggling.” Have a great weekend!***

We’re all trying to juggle different things in our lives.  When I was a kid and stayed at my grams house I would juggle her fruit.  Apples, pears, whatever I could find.  2, 3, maybe even 4.  Eventually the fruit would hit the floor, and she’d yell at me.  I guess my grams never heard the saying “practice makes perfect” (and dented apples).  If she had let me continue this routine I might have grown up to make her proud and become a professional juggler.  I guess I kind of am juggling timesheets, so there’s that for symmetry.  This lady sees Damian at the park and starts playing with him (at times it looked like she was trying to juggle him since he was all over her).  Then she shows me scratches she got on her arms from playing with him.  She said well I asked for it.  I said yes you did.  Another person saw Damian approaching and started to say “In my past life I was a cat person” so I immediately yanked Damian back thinking this guy does not like dogs.  He then continued “Until I met a Boston Terrier.” I think this guy was just juggling with Damian and my emotions.  Junior texted me the day he got back from vacation asking why are you off the day I get back?  What Junior are you juggling your emotions of wanting to see me that badly you can’t wait 1 extra day?  Abby called me and I heard Moise in the background yell “Abby no why are you calling Anthony?” Because Abby wants to talk to me Moise.  Or maybe she’s just playing with (and juggling) your phone like she normally does (which is why you desperately need a new one now).  We called Junior and he just left the gym saying he was using the treadmill.  I am pretty sure that treadmill was set on the slowest setting (maybe Junior was juggling apples while on the treadmill multitasking).  Abby gave me a birthday card, and it had a picture of a doggie on it.  She said this is your new doggie.  Abby, I already can barely take care of Damian you think I want a second dog?  I can’t juggle dogs (or kids) as easily as I can juggle fruit.  I texted Junior on his way to work and asked him if he had windshield washer fluid with him that I could use.  He says what do you think I look like?  I said the type of guy who keeps spare windshield washer fluid in his car.  Moise says he has windshield washer fluid in his car if I want it.  How nice.  But a few days later when I was still going on about it, he now says for $25 I can have it.  Moise juggling the price from $0 to $25 in just a few days.  That’s some inflation.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, I don’t want you to juggle (and struggle) with doing it.  I just want it to be as easy as possible.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you are in desperate need for windshield washer fluid Moise’s price has (as of the time of this writing) probably inflated to $50 for one bottle.
Have a great weekend!

Anthony