***Joe is probably one of the more common names around.  Today’s Friday Email is all about various Joe’s including Dr. Joe in today’s Friday Email “Cup Of Joe.” Have a great weekend!***

If you’re like me, you can’t live without your Cup of Joe (coffee).  For me, iced coffee is 10 times better, so I just throw tons of ice in my coffee even in the middle of winter when the average Joe is out there shivering drinking hot chocolate.  I have a brother named Joe who lives in San Diego.  Junior often makes the coffee (cup of joe) in the morning at Savin and brags about how good his coffee tastes compared to mine.  Junior was saying he’s hungry, so I gave him a protein bar.  He said what kind of protein is in it.  Junior, as far as I know (and maybe I’m lacking a lot of knowledge like in a lot of subjects) but I think there is only one kind of protein.  You want a cup of Joe to go with that?  My favorite 2 little kids are Joshua and Abby (not any Joe).  Moise got stuck on a parkway on a Saturday.  His friend Joe, who I have met many times, was going to help him fix his car.  We started calling him Dr. Joe (whether the patient/car survives is about a 50/50 chance after he gets done fixing it).  He diagnosed that a plug was broken.  Moise asked him who broke that plug.  Joe said don’t worry about that (I think that’s like pleading the 5th).  He wanted to order parts online while Moise’s car was stranded on the highway, but Moise told Joe I don’t think I can leave my car on the highway for 3 days while I wait for the delivery of the parts.  Dr. Joe fixed up Moise’s car enough to drive it that day and for the week.  Moise said he felt it was a miracle.  I believe in miracles Moise but not in cars fixing themselves.  The next Saturday it’s time to take a trip to Dr. Joe’s.  Moise showed me his brother’s car which had been with Joe for 2 months to be fixed (Dr. Joe is still working on it).  Well, Moise the saying is that Rome wasn’t built in a day, and Dr. Joe says a car wasn’t fixed in 2 months. Joe told Moise the part he needs to order.  Moise looked it up online and said it’s $50.  Moise said Joe might make him buy 3 or 4 until he finds the right one (hopefully they accept returns).  Joe says to fix the car he wants in return a headlamp with a light on it so that he can work outside in the dark.  And he says he doesn’t want a plastic one.  Moise said Joe everything is plastic these days.  Moise found one and hid the price from him and asked if it was good.  He said yes.  Moise showed me the price he found was under $10 for it.  I found a flashlight in my car that I never use and told Joe to keep it.  He said to me you are better than Moise.  Joe says Moise you can pay for the tools I need to fix your car.  Ok Moise said but when you’re done fixing it those tools are mine.  You are not a doctor Moise.  What do you need tools for?  Joe’s best advice was he told Moise you’ll be fine driving the car just do not stop no matter what.  Moise said so what if I’m in traffic?  Joe said well ok you can stop then (I guess Joe was thinking this was a flying car).  Dr. Joe did his expert analysis and concluded this car is 70% good (It was probably 80% good till Doctor Joe started fixing it).  Moise decided 70% sounds pretty good.  I mean in school that’s passing.  No car or person is ever 100% so personally I’d take 70%.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember you can have a cup of Joe (if you like coffee) while you do your timesheet.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you need any car repairs just call Dr. Joe.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony