***This is not the first nor last time it will be cold this winter.  Damian loves it running around in snow but me I’m over it.  Today’s Friday Email is all about First vs. Last.  Have a great weekend!***

Most people would rather they be First not Last in most things.  If you run a race, you want to be first and not last.  Moise was saying what he did worked.  I said you want a pat on the back.  He said yes so, I gave him one (probably the first one he ever got and the last one he’ll ever get).  Moise read an email I sent on a Sunday and said you’re making jokes on a Sunday.  It’s not the first or last time I’ll joke around on a Sunday or any day Moise.  Moise gets up off his seat and says can I bother Junior for a second?  Me – Sure, I give you permission.  He seemed eager to run over to him (like a kid on Christmas morning running to his presents) before even getting an answer of yeah sure go for it.  Not the first (nor last) time Moise takes some enjoyment out of bothering Junior.  Me and Moise were disagreeing with Junior going back and forth.  Junior got annoyed at both of us and said do you two want to just “keep talking” (sounds like Moise’s first words as a baby as I hear them almost daily).  Junior was talking about how sometimes you have a problem and go to a doctor to have your problem fixed.  They can’t fix what’s wrong with me, Junior.  Moise saying he wants trail mix.  I gave him my new bag to take some. He takes some and then puts 98% of the bag left in his drawer.  Uhm that’s not the first but it is the last time I will give Moise trail mix.  Ever notice when someone swipes on you on teams?  You call and they immediately send you to voicemail.  I mean don’t make it so obvious you’re ignoring me.  At least let it ring a few times first.  Moise went from phone to teams to phone with Junior.  Junior flattering himself, Moise wants to talk to me.  Moise had a comment about Junior and said don’t flatter yourself.  Moise trying to go reverse with the alphabet.  He’s on N and can’t find where M would be.  Moise it’s the next letter up.  He said Abby can do the alphabet backwards (last letter to first letter) but not Moise obviously.  Junior tells me and Moise that we are chickens (not the first or last insult you’ll give us).  Moise was telling me who the best man that he knows is.  I asked what about me?  Am I even in the top 5?  It didn’t sound like it.  11AM meeting for Moise.  I tell him it’s 11:06 Moise you’re late.  He says I know that (as I hear his printer printing fast). A minute later I gave him an update Moise it’s 11:07 . You’re late.  Am I helping?  I’m 5 minutes late for a meeting the same day I make fun of Moise.  Well, I told them I’d be late.  Moise says that’s still late.  Moise coming up with a solution for a problem he has.  Me instead of encouraging him reiterating the problem and how his solution won’t work.  He says that’s the problem!  Abby called Moise at work and wanted a pink cake.  How am I going to find a pink one, he says.  I don’t know Moise but you better fulfill Abby’s request (not her first nor her last, she will have).  Moise told me I can “talk” and I should do a YouTube Show.  People will mute me Moise when they get tired of hearing me and minimize their YouTube when they get tired of seeing me (neither will take long).  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember that this is not the first or last time, I’ll ask you to do it.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you think you’ve had your fill of me on Fridays over the years imagine being forced to watch a YouTube Show of me. 

Have a great weekend!

Anthony