***Valentine’s Day is tomorrow so if you run out and buy flowers or candy today, you’ll get ripped off.  But if you’re smart like Junior you wait till after Valentine’s Day is over (who cares if someone gets mad at you) and then you get a 2 For The Price of 1 deal on flowers, candy etc.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “2 For The Price Of 1.” Have a great weekend!***

Everyone likes a good deal like getting 2 items for the price of 1.  I tried to invite myself to Junior’s Superbowl party by subtly asking if he was having one, but he said no, so I think he caught on.  I was planning on bringing 2 gifts for the price of 1 (a bag of chips and myself).  I told my doctor I saw for the 2nd year in a row that I had 2 things (for the price of 1) to congratulate him on.  #1 on your new baby and #2 you’re the only doctor in my adult life I ever went to more than once.  Junior says I can’t remember my ABC’s. I can remind you and sing it like on Sesame Street Junior (or maybe I should get Abby to sing it with me so 2 for the price of 1).  A guy in the store was telling me nobody wants cash anymore.  The only person who wants cash is his angry ex-wife, he said.  Well, ok that may not be 2 but at least 1 person who likes cash (at least from him).  Junior didn’t want to join the Superbowl Boxes.  If you lose, I’ll refund you half the money, Junior.  I was hoping he wouldn’t remember that I said that.  I guess he wanted 2 boxes for the price of 1 to join.  Moise asked if Junior was here.  I said yes and he’s in a good mood too.  Moise said let me call him.  So much for his good mood.  Moise looking for the #1.  He sees all the #2’s I typed.  He keeps asking where #1 is.  Oh, I put it after the 2’s.  I guess my numbering order was off.  Moise said the math I did doesn’t make sense to him. I told him Moise the math is good.  The problem is you.  Junior was looking for his glasses.  He then realized he was already wearing them on his face.  You need glasses to find your glasses?  2 pairs for the price of 1?  Moise was saying that this person “has a brain” while talking to me (but not about me).  Umm, why can’t both of us have a brain?  Junior was looking around for tape.  He found some but said he needs bigger tape.  You trying to shut my mouth?  Abby was doing jumping jacks and pushups.  2 exercises for the price of 1.  Moise says she’s a showoff like Junior (I’ve never seen Junior do a jumping jack or pushup).  Joshua was calling on my phone for Michael Myers to come get me.  Abby took the phone and I said please tell him not to.  She says come get Anthony (traitor) and Joshua (2 victims for the price of 1).  They both got very quiet.  Moise says that’s a bad sign (2 quiet kids = 1 big trouble).  Abby turned into a monster but knocked to come in the door.  What a nice and polite monster.  Abby kept saying all this stuff she did last night.  Sounded much more exciting than my night life.  I asked Abby how many candies are you going to eat?  She says 4.  I said you already ate 5.  Abby got my jacket and was walking around with it.  I offered her $5 for the jacket back, and she dropped the jacket right away.  I said you can buy more candy with that money.  She said now she wants $200.  What the?  I got home and I told Moise to tell Abby not to lose that $5.  He said she already wants to go to the store with it.  He said she thinks she can buy the whole store now.  She’ll probably be looking for more of those candies on sale for 2 for the price of 1.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember I may ask you 2 times (Friday and Monday) for the price of 1 annoying person (me).  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you offer Abby $5, she will think she’s a millionaire.Have a great weekend.

Anthony