***Instead of wasting 6 hours of your life on Sunday watching endless pre-game shows for the Superbowl so that “experts” can tell you who will win just read below for more accurate predictions in today’s Friday Email “The Big Game.” Have a great weekend!***
The Superbowl is Sunday and if you’re not a football fan, you’re probably thinking you’re glad the season is ending. Many people refer to it as “The Big Game.” I was talking to someone at work, and they brought up Moise and I said something bad about him while he’s sitting right behind me (like it’s a big game to me to mess with him since I know he can hear me). Joshua was trying to get Moise and my attention, but Abby informed Joshua that Daddy and Anthony are busy (it wasn’t to watch “The Big Game” though since the Superbowl has not happened yet). The way this winter is going so far, I wish I was at the big game in California since I’m sure it will be a lot warmer than the terribly cold winter we’re having in New York. Moise was supposed to be at an event and got there 49 minutes late (as observed by Junior). Junior was critical of his 49-minute late arrival. You know Junior if you said 45 or 50 minutes late (even though that would be 1 minute later) it would seem less bad as you picking on him for every minute as if it’s a big game. Joshua wanted to play a big game and pretended to wash my hair, but he had too much shampoo for my too little hair. Abby was on the phone asking me if I am coming over now? I told her I couldn’t. She asked if my mom said no. I told her yes, she said not today. Abby told me to ask her again. I guess Abby thinks it’s a big game if someone tells you no to something just keep asking them over and over until they say yes (didn’t work for me as a kid, but I tried). Moise was calling me while I was making coffee in the kitchen, and I swiped off his call because I need to have my coffee first before getting into a big game of a problem he will probably be bringing up to me. I was stuck at this thing at work. Going in circles. I took a walk outside to clear my head but it’s 10 degrees out and now my work problem seems less to me than the cold problem I’m having outside. I asked Junior how that snowblower Moise let him use for the snowstorm worked. He said it was good. I asked if he got the bill yet. Junior was appalled that Moise would try to dare charge him for cleaning up the big snowstorm we had. Moise was mad I was heating up my chicken cutlet in the kitchen and making him wait for me to go back with him. What do you want me to eat it ice cold? Time for Superbowl predictions for the big game (for non-betting purposes of course). I’m picking the Seahawks. Why? I just think they’re a better team. Junior says he’s picking the Patriots. Moise asks “Who’s playing.” I told him the Jets. Even he knew better not to believe that. Then I told him to ask Abby if the Jets will win the big game. She said no. Ok, even Abby knows better. Moise told me Junior should bet $500 on the Patriots. I figured that’s so if Junior wins, he can buy his own snow blower. But Moise says no he will use the winnings to buy himself a snow blower. If Junior wins the bet Moise you only get like 10% not 100% of the winnings. Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, every Friday feels like the big game when you have to do it. Please do your timesheet on time today and remember no matter who you want to win the big game just don’t lose any money that would prevent you from getting a new snow blower.
Have a great weekend!
Anthony