***You can easily be confused as to what day of the week it is sometimes, but Fridays are hard to confuse because you see the Friday Email pop up (wanted or unwanted) on Friday mornings.  Today’s Friday Email is all about “Confusion.” Have a great weekend!

We all get confused about stuff sometimes.  It can be serious confusion (like where I put my car keys) or not so serious confusion (like would I rather have pizza or tacos).  I walked into the post office and the guy I know said you didn’t follow the line so go back out in the rain and come back.  Then I wasn’t able to get my charge to go through and he said just follow the instructions.  Don’t be confused, I didn’t come to the post office to feel like I’m in school again.  Moise was doing something and kept saying it’s 2025.  I’m in 2026 Moise.  You can stay in 2025 in your state of confusion.  Moise says something and I give a sarcastic “Obviously.” He says you are trying to play smart.  Who says I’m playing Moise?  Are you confusing me for not being smart?  Moise told Junior whatever he needed help with he’ll do…but don’t be confused Junior that does not include not bothering you.  Someone told me I was chewing my food too loudly.  Don’t be confused with my rudeness when you’re chewing grapes, how do you eat them quietly?  The world-famous mechanic “Doctor Joe” was with Moise and told him it’s too cold to do any work on his car now.  Doctor Joe told me he’s going to get pneumonia if he works outside in these conditions.  I feel like I’m a judge in a courtroom.  I agree with him.  Don’t be confused Moise, if the doctor gets pneumonia, then he becomes the patient.  Give him till April to work on your car.  Moise asked 45 minutes how many hours is it?  I was confused at first, thinking that’s not even 1 hour and figured out it’s 0.75.  Moise said Junior thinks bad things about him.  I said he thinks the same about me, Moise.  Moise says, but he sugarcoats it more with you.  With Moise it’s blunt.  Is bluntness better?  It avoids any confusion.  Moise was asking me something serious and says if you can’t help just say No. Me – No.  See how easy that was?  No confusion.  I found a phone on my desk (not mine) and said whose junky phone is this?   If someone doesn’t want it, I’ll put it on eBay for like $3.  Oh, wow it was Moise’s phone (I didn’t know that when I openly criticized it…or maybe I did).  Can’t confuse how much (or how little) his phone is worth.  Moise was giving me special instructions about something that’s very simple to do.  I was shrugging him off.  He says my goodness.  Am I being difficult?  Don’t be confused with that.  Junior was walking down the hallway slowly.  I am holding the door, but Junior can you speed up a bit or that coffee you’re walking with will wind up on the floor when I leave you out in the hallway and close the door.  Junior asked me about something, and I told him what I did.  He said you have a heart (he sounded confused and surprised).  Maybe he thought I had a black heart.  Moise was predicting “Flurries” for our last storm.  I knew we were in trouble then, so I went to check on my snow shovel.  Abby told me she can teach me Spanish.  Don’t be confused, Abby is a smart kid.  I saw Abby had a book about retirement she was trying to read.  Umm, aren’t you a little bit young for retiring before you even start working Abby?  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet just remember being confused on what day to do it is not good so, please do your timesheet on Friday.  And remember if your life goal is to retire young then contact Abby because she’s reading up on retirement at the age of 3.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony