Interruptions

***We interrupt your Friday to bring you the Friday Email.  Today’s Friday Email is all about Interruptions.  Have a great weekend!***

We all interrupt people sometimes and other times they interrupt us.  Junior was saying he’s impressed with how many languages some people speak.  What about me?  He says I don’t know what language you speak with the things you say.  Moise always asks if he can ask a question but asks the question before you can say yes.  I guess before you can interrupt him and say no, he just asks it.  Damian interrupted my sleep and woke me up at 5AM on Saturday to lay on both my pillows. I’m almost on the floor.  Can you leave me like a little room here?  Moise told me that his phone said 20% chance of snow the day we were getting the blizzard.  Not to interrupt your weather app Moise but I think it meant 20 inches instead of %.  I was talking to Moise and he had me on speaker and the kids were around.  That was the end of Moise and my conversation (they interrupted us right away).  Abby started asking me a million questions.  Moise says Abby I’m busy, but Moise why do you interrupt my conversation with Abby?  The kids kept yelling “6, 7.” I’m still not sure what that thing is that kids are saying, but I won’t interrupt their fun.  Moise sees papers stuffed in the shredder we have.  He blames me right away.  Junior interrupted Moise and said it was him.  Why do I get blamed all the time here?  Moise tells me this person will not like me.  Why?  Junior says the problem with Anthony is his mouth.  He’s going to say something stupid at some point.  Moise says you have to come to Joshua’s graduation.  I interrupt him wait from high school?  Where have the years gone?  He says no Pre-K.  Pre-K has graduation?  Moise was asking me something, but I kind of went away from his question and told him something different.  He says you make my blood sugar go up.  Don’t let me interrupt your blood sugar flow Moise.  Moise text me on Saturday. Abby is waiting for you to take her to the store.  Uh, I don’t want to interrupt Abby’s plans she made for me, so I guess I better get going to see her.  We play a game where we pretend to turn into monsters and the way Abby tilts her head and makes her scary hand motions it interrupts my ability to think it’s just a game with how real she makes it.  Joshua was playing catch with me.  He caught the ball and I dropped it.  Looks like Joshua may join the Yankees someday.  Abby interrupted me talking to Moise to tell me to put my seatbelt on.  Moise emphasized that we can only buy 1 item at the store.  Abby says 5.  Maybe we can negotiate at 3 Moise?  Joshua was pushing Abby in the cart a bit and then I took over.  Abby says push me faster.  This is not a race car Abby.  And I don’t need encouragement to drive faster.  She did pick up some strawberry milkshake drink she claimed was healthy (it actually did look like the healthy kind) and then yelled coca cola!  But then claimed soda is bad for you.  Abby spotted a big jar of cheeseballs and clung to that like a pot of gold.  The jar was almost as big as her.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, just remember I won’t interrupt you by throwing 1 of the 1,000 cheese balls in that container Abby got at you to get your attention if you do your timesheet on your own.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember if you want a cheeseball just ask Abby because she’s got a lifetime supply of them.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony

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