Implications

***Sometimes I wonder what Junior’s implications are about me the way he looks at me and shakes his head. Today’s Friday Email is all about “Implications.” Have a great weekend!***

Everything you do or say can have some sort of implications.  Sometimes you ask someone how they’re doing, and they say good but they’re not really good.  Other times you ask someone how they’re doing, and they don’t answer.  Maybe that implies “not good so not going to lie to you and say good.”  Moise wasn’t happy, I was laughing at him trying to solve a problem.  He said you think everything is laughable.  I laughed as soon as he said that.  He says, “You, see?”  What are you implying about me Moise?  I almost always sleep well but one night recently I didn’t.  Damian jumped on me the second the alarm went off yet usually he’s snoring while I’m getting up trying to get started.  I guess Damian knew I didn’t sleep well and was implying that I needed some “assistance” getting up.  Moise was trying to sneak out of his house with me without Joshua noticing.  I said who goes first?  He says he will.  He does and then says oops I forgot my wallet.  I’m not going to make any implications Moise but you are a terrible escape artist.  When driving and I honk at someone for not knowing how to drive and they don’t honk back I take it as they admit (and are implying) that they know they’re wrong.  Junior was saying he can’t believe he doesn’t know a certain fact.  He starts googling and realizes he did know it.  See Junior you are wiser than you were implying.  Junior forgot something I had told him a day earlier.  He said are you sure you told me that?  I responded “100” implying that I’m 100% sure I did tell him already.  Junior said he needed Moise’s brain for something and then my brain also, but he said Moise’s brain works (is he implying that mine doesn’t?).  Moise said Junior says his brain is working only because Moise is standing right in front of him.  I made a sarcastic comment about Moise.  He said that is what you have a mouth for.  I said for what to talk smack (I figured that’s what he was implying).  He said yes. Moise was doing something at work for a client, and I looked at this list.  It had one by one you have to enter.  I said how far is this list (I was implying the list looked long).  He said don’t look down (and then I saw the arrow on the side of the screen showed to keep scrolling alllllll the way down.  It’s kind of like being on top of a tall building and being afraid of heights.  Don’t look down.  Moise told his nephew if he can count to 100,he will give him $100.  Moise was implying he wouldn’t be able to do it.  Once he got past “50” I saw sweat on Moise’s forehead building.  He knew he was in trouble.  He reached 100.  I said wow Moise you owe him $100.  He said he meant to count to 2100.  Yes, I’m implying Moise changed the rules in the middle of a game he lost.  Now when it comes to doing your timesheet, I’m implying that you should do it on Friday.  Please do your timesheet on time today and remember never underestimate the ability of a kid when you offer them money.

Have a great weekend!

Anthony

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